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Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)

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lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 10:16

So NC for this as not sure if neighbours are on here.

I am off today & woke up to the sound of doors banging and loud voices.

Have a glance out of bedroom window & there are 2 vans & a land rover parked on my ACTUAL drive!

Now I guess it's easily mistaken as a public car park Hmmso don't say anything immediately but once I'm up and toddler is dressed I go downstairs to see.

My next door neighbours are away on holiday. But of a weird driveway as their house has its own but it's round the back of ours and ours is at front so if you use sat nav it brings you to ours as their house is other side of our driveway ifyswim.

Diagram to show you what I mean.

Anyway they are unloading tools etc onto big sheets on my drive and walking over grass to neighbours

I said to them it was a private drive and could they move onto neighbours and they said they won't be long Angry

I was too shocked to say much more than 'no please move now'

Grrrrrrr!

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diddl · 07/08/2019 11:45

Is there a 2nd diagram? I can only see the first.

ohtheholidays · 07/08/2019 11:44

Get the details from the dickheads van and post pictures and write about his shitty attitude all over any social media you can find that belongs to the company.

UserNameDeletedShortly · 07/08/2019 11:44

I'm on my phone - the mobile site.
I can't see the diagrams.

jetlaggedmummy · 07/08/2019 11:42

I'd have done the opposite - if they were preventing you accessing the public highway, rather than drive over their stuff, tell them you are going out and they are to move now. Preventing access to the public highway is an offence.

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lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 11:38

I have @IvanaPee it's half over and v close to van. But seriously this guy clearly gives zero fucks.

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IvanaPee · 07/08/2019 11:35

Do you mean you’ve closed your gates? Sure that won’t do anything if they’re walking across your lawn!

Put your car over the sheet things and tell them you’ll be calling their company about getting the lawn re-seeded from the damage they’re doing.

Penelopevain · 07/08/2019 11:34

12/10 diagram- loving the paw prints. Dedicated.
And you definitely were not unreasonable. I’d have gone mad

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lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 11:33

@iMatter yes it's white. As is other van and the Land Rover is grey.

One is a plastering firm and other is oven cleaning and carpet cleaning.

Hmmm I could do with my oven cleaned may ask for a freebie if this persists Hmm

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britnay · 07/08/2019 11:31

just go back inside and when they come and ask you to move, just repeat one of their earlier phrases back to them and shut the door.

iMatter · 07/08/2019 11:31

Is the van white?

Can you send toddler outside with paw print and other stamps and put prints all over the van (toddler height obvs)?

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lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 11:31

Updated drawing. To demonstrate closed gates.

Also toddler has lost spaceship pen. Not happy. But found a cat/crab one.

I admit I may be enjoying this as never get any juicy stuff to post about!

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lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 11:28

@diddl cause I don't need to go out yet and it was the only pass agg thing I could do at the time to make my point!

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WhoKnewBeefStew · 07/08/2019 11:28

I meant, love the drawing Grin

WhoKnewBeefStew · 07/08/2019 11:28

Li

Seeline · 07/08/2019 11:27

If your neighbour is away, are you sure that they are actually workmen? They're not just loading the contents of nextdoor into their can?

QOD · 07/08/2019 11:26

OMG this would ‘drive’ me insane 😂

PiggyPokkyFool · 07/08/2019 11:25

If the tools are not dangerous set the kitchen timer for 3 minutes and get your toddler to see how many he can hide in hedges for the nice man to seek.Grin

TheInvestigator · 07/08/2019 11:22

If the tools aren't dangerous tools, send your toddler out to pick them up and have a look. Maybe bring some home.

diddl · 07/08/2019 11:20

What's the point of blocking them in if you want them to move?

You should have taken their tools into your house!

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lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 11:20

I agree with the comments about me being a woman and him
Not moving.

Have told DH and he's too busy to come home (plus he has bike in 😂)

I'll re post drawing

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nespressowoo · 07/08/2019 11:17

I'd go mad! CFs!

Coronapop · 07/08/2019 11:17

I really don't know why people think the police would come out for a parking incident. When workmen felling a tree blocked a neighbour in and she needed to take her child to hospital she called the police but they never came, despite saying they would.

TheSerenDipitY · 07/08/2019 11:16

he hasnt moved it because you are a woman!!! if a man said oi move ya van off my property he would have said shit sorry mate and moved it right away...

RosaWaiting · 07/08/2019 11:14

I live in flats btw and don't have a car

I used to think houses had gates because they had lots of stuff to steal, now I'm thinking maybe it's to stop CF parking and randoms ringing the doorbell!

RosaWaiting · 07/08/2019 11:14

he just carried on after you blocked him in? What a wanker.