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Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)

792 replies

lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 10:16

So NC for this as not sure if neighbours are on here.

I am off today & woke up to the sound of doors banging and loud voices.

Have a glance out of bedroom window & there are 2 vans & a land rover parked on my ACTUAL drive!

Now I guess it's easily mistaken as a public car park Hmmso don't say anything immediately but once I'm up and toddler is dressed I go downstairs to see.

My next door neighbours are away on holiday. But of a weird driveway as their house has its own but it's round the back of ours and ours is at front so if you use sat nav it brings you to ours as their house is other side of our driveway ifyswim.

Diagram to show you what I mean.

Anyway they are unloading tools etc onto big sheets on my drive and walking over grass to neighbours

I said to them it was a private drive and could they move onto neighbours and they said they won't be long Angry

I was too shocked to say much more than 'no please move now'

Grrrrrrr!

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Satterthwaite · 07/08/2019 13:08

So have they driven right up to the end of your drive from your gates? Or did they come in from the road side by the dog walking path? Is your car actually blocking them in? Ie parked as normal on your own drive?

NoSquirrels · 07/08/2019 13:07

What arseholes. Why the he’ll wouldn’t they move when asked? It’s just such a dick move.

M3lon · 07/08/2019 13:05

Where are the actual roads though? Presumably through your gates and running the other side of neighbours house?

Will they just drive up the dogwalk path to get out?

Bookworm4 · 07/08/2019 13:02

I’m completely mystified why they haven’t realised Ndn has their own bloody drive! How are all 3 workers this daft?
Possibly the best diagrams on a parking thread.⭐️

lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 13:02

Glad you can see diagrams.

Pens were from Primark of all places.

I may seem very laid back about this however I'm seething but luckily not got any pressing arrangements today.

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ItWentInMyEye · 07/08/2019 13:01

11/10 for diagrams! Bravo OP! Can't believe what entitled dickheads they are Angry

ohfourfoxache · 07/08/2019 13:01

Excellent! A nice long nap sounds like bliss

WinterRose92 · 07/08/2019 13:01

lovesapinot did he move the van or is it still there?

LovePoppy · 07/08/2019 13:00

Fracking men! Cheeky fuckers

Lisette1940 · 07/08/2019 13:00

Fabulous diagrams! 🐾🐾🐾🚀🚀🚀

WinterRose92 · 07/08/2019 13:00

Can’t believe he’s just left his can there! Unreal! I’d be fuming!

lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 12:59

I've locked gates. Car is in front of gates now and toddler napping so I'm going to join him
I think!

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notapizzaeater · 07/08/2019 12:59

Cant believe they ignored you, the correct response when they want you to move / unlock is 'I'm having a tea break will only be 15 mins'

Comefromaway · 07/08/2019 12:58

I can see them now.

BustedDreams · 07/08/2019 12:58

Love your diagrams !!! Yes they are cfs!!!

Sexnotgender · 07/08/2019 12:58

Dickheads. Hope the number on the van doesn’t just take you to the idiot driving it. Does it look like a one man band or is it a company?

M3lon · 07/08/2019 12:57

pinky you are a star!!

M3lon · 07/08/2019 12:57

I don't understand where the gates are and whether the OP can actually lock the van in....

MNHQ WHERE ARE THE MISSING DIAGRAMS???

its IMPORTANT!

Comefromaway · 07/08/2019 12:55

I can't see it pinky!

Pinkywoo · 07/08/2019 12:54

Diagrams for those that can't see them, I wouldn't want you to miss out!

Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)
Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)
GiveMeAllTheGin8 · 07/08/2019 12:54

I can only see first diagram, where did you buy the stamping kit?

DontBeOffensive · 07/08/2019 12:52

OP put the tools in your house not next doors lawn. They are on your property they are now yours. Until he knocks to ask for them back. Then explain you saw someone run off with them sorry!

Wilderr · 07/08/2019 12:52

I can only see the first diagram too. Which is excellent by the way

BouleBaker · 07/08/2019 12:51

What a cheeky bastard! Move all his damn stuff off of your drive and tell him you’ll be charging for parking shortly. Sod.

DerelictWreck · 07/08/2019 12:51

Phone police and tell them the situation, and you are scared

Jesus don't do that Hmm