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Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)

792 replies

lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 10:16

So NC for this as not sure if neighbours are on here.

I am off today & woke up to the sound of doors banging and loud voices.

Have a glance out of bedroom window & there are 2 vans & a land rover parked on my ACTUAL drive!

Now I guess it's easily mistaken as a public car park Hmmso don't say anything immediately but once I'm up and toddler is dressed I go downstairs to see.

My next door neighbours are away on holiday. But of a weird driveway as their house has its own but it's round the back of ours and ours is at front so if you use sat nav it brings you to ours as their house is other side of our driveway ifyswim.

Diagram to show you what I mean.

Anyway they are unloading tools etc onto big sheets on my drive and walking over grass to neighbours

I said to them it was a private drive and could they move onto neighbours and they said they won't be long Angry

I was too shocked to say much more than 'no please move now'

Grrrrrrr!

Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)
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BlessedBeTheFruitCake · 07/08/2019 19:26

Glad he's blocked in, serves h bloody right!

MozarellaBalls · 07/08/2019 19:26

👏👀

CoolLikeOvie · 07/08/2019 19:24

Literally praying that your FB group are out in full force when you let him free! Maybe a quick call out 10 minutes before leaving the pub? Grin

LakieLady · 07/08/2019 19:23

CF Plastering surely, not CP Plastering? Lol

It would be very easy to change it to CF Plastering, if you had the right colour paint handy, wouldn't it?

But that would be criminal damage, so you mustn't do that OP, and neither must any of your FB friends.

Definitely not. Not ever. {{{{{shakes head vigorously}}}}}

MrsAJCrowley · 07/08/2019 19:23

Shameless placemarking... I’ve kept up with this since this morning! I’m not giving up now 😂 go on Op! We are cheering you on!

BananasAreTheSourceOfEvil · 07/08/2019 19:23

Please don't set him free OP!

IndieTara · 07/08/2019 19:22

Primark you say?

WishMyNameWasWittyNotShitty · 07/08/2019 19:21

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had a quick toot on Facebook haha!

OP you are my hero!

IvanaPee · 07/08/2019 19:20

@bettyjune07 @ImpossibleGirl literally cried laughing! 😂😂😂

Notreallyhavingitall · 07/08/2019 19:19

This thread wins the Internet today!

sourgrapes1 · 07/08/2019 19:17

Placemarking? Me? Never. Wink

flouncyfanny · 07/08/2019 19:17

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Lavendersquare · 07/08/2019 19:17

I'm absolutely loving this thread 👏🏻

Peanutbuttericecream · 07/08/2019 19:17

Respect OP. I can't wait for an update.

SospanFrangipan · 07/08/2019 19:16

Yes OP! This thread is amazing!!

Coffeeandchocolate9 · 07/08/2019 19:15

Oh I sincerely hope you're half a nice leisurely dinner and drinks in the pub!

VivaLeBeaver · 07/08/2019 19:14

Yes, there are far too many cp plastering firms on fb

Glad I'm not the only one who searched for them!

OtteryStCatchpole · 07/08/2019 19:12

You're my hero OP. I hope you've had a nice dinner out somewhere!

LakieLady · 07/08/2019 19:11

What's the company called? Cheeky, Fucker & Co?

They happily ignored your calls earlier and now expect you to drop what you're doing to go and let their employee and their van out.

Fuck 'em.

SophieTurnersEyebrows · 07/08/2019 19:10

Brilliant OP. Hope he learns his lesson not to be a patronising dick in future.

Applesandpears23 · 07/08/2019 19:09

Excellent diagrams OP. You off on holiday for a week tomorrow?

Kit30 · 07/08/2019 19:08

Well played OP! Maybe you should post link to CF van man's company website or Facebook page...

DobbyTheHouseElk · 07/08/2019 19:08

Hope the pub is good. Bet that wanker van man is pissing himself that he’s staying all night on your drive! Can he climb the gates if someone was to collect him. Haha.

ilikefastcars · 07/08/2019 19:08

This is parking gold!
How can we keep your husband from returning home tonight? 😂

bizzey · 07/08/2019 19:05

I am only here to say how nice the pictures are ! 🤣🤣(as if i would placemark !)