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Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)

792 replies

lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 10:16

So NC for this as not sure if neighbours are on here.

I am off today & woke up to the sound of doors banging and loud voices.

Have a glance out of bedroom window & there are 2 vans & a land rover parked on my ACTUAL drive!

Now I guess it's easily mistaken as a public car park Hmmso don't say anything immediately but once I'm up and toddler is dressed I go downstairs to see.

My next door neighbours are away on holiday. But of a weird driveway as their house has its own but it's round the back of ours and ours is at front so if you use sat nav it brings you to ours as their house is other side of our driveway ifyswim.

Diagram to show you what I mean.

Anyway they are unloading tools etc onto big sheets on my drive and walking over grass to neighbours

I said to them it was a private drive and could they move onto neighbours and they said they won't be long Angry

I was too shocked to say much more than 'no please move now'

Grrrrrrr!

Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)
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lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 19:52

@WiddlinDiddlin I will but reached upload limit so bare with me.

Oh FIL & DH are back out there - Twat&Co man is shaking his head and pointing at gate.

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IvanaPee · 07/08/2019 19:51

Is he still there?!

WiddlinDiddlin · 07/08/2019 19:50

Just draw us a piccy of the van then :D

ChihuahuaMummy1 · 07/08/2019 19:50

Love the Neighbour watching with a glass of wine in hand Grin

WiltedDaffs · 07/08/2019 19:50

I can just imagine him whining “she locked me in” like a child whinging “she started it” at a grown up telling them off.

greenwaterbottle · 07/08/2019 19:50

Has he apologised

lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 19:49

I can't believe how many people are enjoying this. Ha ha - I am just in it for the diagrams honestly!

I REALLY want to put pics up of van but I'm a chicken!

We are in the midlands.

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mcdog · 07/08/2019 19:49

This...is...epic!

Remoteisland · 07/08/2019 19:49

OP, I think I love you.

diddl · 07/08/2019 19:48

Will anyone be asking him why didn't move when asked?

I'd love to know.

Atalune · 07/08/2019 19:47

I love this thread so much.

Gold. Pure radiant gold!

Arrogant man. I want to take your stamper pens and stamp TWAT all over his forehead.

cstaff · 07/08/2019 19:46

I love a bit of live Karma.

How often does it happen on a same day basis. OP you are a genius Grin

CatkinToadflax · 07/08/2019 19:46

Classics for the greatest parking thread ever beset by the finest diagram selection! Grin

howdyalikemenow · 07/08/2019 19:45

It's probably already been suggested but can you put a review on their fb page/checkatrade/trustatrader etc?

PlaceYourItemInTheBaggingArea · 07/08/2019 19:45

Oh yes, make him write an apology for us to see.

supercee · 07/08/2019 19:45

'He can wave it to say he surrenders' 😂😂 haha brilliant.

piefacedClique · 07/08/2019 19:44

Send out some white paper for him to write an apology on.... he can wave it to say he surrenders and we can all get to see the note! Best day ever today:.::. Kids cooked tea... master chef Australia is on.... and a brilliant CF parking thread! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Classics.... classics.... classics.....

LakieLady · 07/08/2019 19:43

Sadly he sounds the sort of twat not to learn from this.

More fool him. I hope that it happens to him over and over again until he does damn well learn.

I don't think he should be let out until he's made a fulsome and grovelling apology to the OP. And I'm secretly hoping the DM lift this for a story in their filthy rag, just to share the schadenfreude.

Singlebutmarried · 07/08/2019 19:42

Most excellent and awesome outcome.

Cheeky fecker should have just buffered off when asked (at 8 am or thereabouts)

PurpleCrazyHorse · 07/08/2019 19:42

What a family of heroes. It's about time that these sort of entitled people were taught a lesson.

Of course, I'm sure you'll move 'in a minute' Grin

CharlieandLolaCat · 07/08/2019 19:42

Oooh just read all your updates OP. I am seething for you! What a CF!

SauvignonBlanche · 07/08/2019 19:41

Love your FIL, he derserves a few beers.
Of course he wouldn’t be able to drive then. Grin

gungera · 07/08/2019 19:40

How totally ridiculous, why does someone think they can do that 🤦‍♀️

sakuramiyagi · 07/08/2019 19:39

This is definitely thread of the year material!

You have made my day!

rosamacrose · 07/08/2019 19:39

lovesapinot
I had some good news today which made me happy but your thread is absolutely the icing on my cake! Cake (pictures not as good as yours)
Wonderful!
Go team pinot Wine
Grin Grin Grin