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Original poster

If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

984 replies

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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LittleBellatrixLeBoot · 20/07/2007 00:05

Che's parents were hippies but bought property in the eighties and are now millionaires

LittleBellatrixLeBoot · 20/07/2007 00:04

If your name is Osama you are not very popular in most of the world

moodlumthehoodlum · 20/07/2007 00:01

Crispin is a member of the UK independence party.

sallysparrow · 19/07/2007 23:58

Magenta applied for a job at "Pandora's Box" once. She wanted to get the staff discount so she could afford some rubberdresses.

But Pandora couldnt bear the sight of magenta's fingernails.

Pandora has seen Gideon on the bus. She would love to introduce him to her favourite fetish clubs.

MrsScavo · 19/07/2007 23:57
Grin
LongDeadMotherofHarryP · 19/07/2007 23:56

But Crispin does go to a certain pub

MrsScavo · 19/07/2007 23:55

Crispin has never been into Starbucks or McDonnalds.

moodlumthehoodlum · 19/07/2007 23:55

Every so often, Crispin and Gideon meet up to go to debates on whether Britain should scrap the pound and enter the Euro.

LongDeadMotherofHarryP · 19/07/2007 23:54

Crispin is very fond of the colour pale lemon

LongDeadMotherofHarryP · 19/07/2007 23:54

Crispin wears cravats and tweed jackets.

moodlumthehoodlum · 19/07/2007 23:53

Crispin lives in a "studio" in Pimlico enabling him to walk to work, which he does every day, with an umbrella in hand. Rain or shine.

moodlumthehoodlum · 19/07/2007 23:51

Troy has a sister. Kim. Kim is a fitness fanatic and can't function without her daily 6.30am circuits class with Greg, an ex SAS PE trainer.

MrsScavo · 19/07/2007 23:51

Liz was with Andrea, when Andrea gave birth to Fynn.

MrsScavo · 19/07/2007 23:48

Crispin works in an art gallery, but relies on funds left to him by his grandfather. He studied art history at Oxford, or so he would have one believe. He hates taking the tube, and incorrect use of the English language.

LongDeadMotherofHarryP · 19/07/2007 23:47

With gold hub caps - ooh nice

moodlumthehoodlum · 19/07/2007 23:46

Troy drives a convertible ford escort, but once he's saved for the electrolysis, he's going to start saving for a subaru impreza.

hatwoman · 19/07/2007 23:45

Liz spent quite some time at Greenham Gommon. now she is a disillusioned embittered social worker or teacher. with a nice line in smelly candles. she does circle dancing and goes on retreats.

LongDeadMotherofHarryP · 19/07/2007 23:44

Troy is thinking about having a total body electrolysis treatment and is saving up.

moodlumthehoodlum · 19/07/2007 23:43

Troy is a stripper. He has a weekly spray tan and used to work as a holiday rep, but the money's better as a stripper. His real name is Tim, and his mum thinks he works in a gym in Braintree.

LongDeadMotherofHarryP · 19/07/2007 23:42

Gideon sometimes forgets to eat.
Magenta licks her fingers if they get mayonnaise on them. She has dirty fingernails.

LongDeadMotherofHarryP · 19/07/2007 23:41

Gideon always takes the bus - it gives him a chance to read.

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OliviaMumsnet · 19/07/2007 23:40

Spot on Dangerous Beans (apart from the cats bit - I prefer dogs). Worrying how accurate this all is.

LongDeadMotherofHarryP · 19/07/2007 23:40

Magenta wears underwired lacy black bras and never wears knickers.

DangerousBeans · 19/07/2007 23:38

Except her stripey tights, which she rinses out under the tap every night, then puts on the water pipes in the bathroom to dry.

LongDeadMotherofHarryP · 19/07/2007 23:37

Magenta keeps her clothes on the floor and rarely washes them