If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

(Need info on Kenneth)

Miles has working class parents who thought naming him Miles would help his future career but didn't think about the fact he would get the shit kicked out of him at school, but he did OK with his exams and went on to do chemistry at the local college so now works at the chemical plant nearby.

Miles likes to play golf with his dad and cycles to work, he gets to borrow his dad car sometime though. He has moved out to his own flat eventualy, but still goes home a lot so Mum can make his tea and do his washing.

Miles is really a bit square but not as bad as hid freinds so he once got seduced by a slightly intoxicated female, she took him back toher house to do naughty things. Miles though she was a prostitute and spent the whole time worrying when he was supposed to pay her.

My last post was actually form MrScavo

Julian is an interior designer

Polly has a seven year old son called Marmaduke who she dresses in Oilily, much to Dukies distress. Polly is hovering between divorcing Giles and keeping stum as she does so love tennis and her Harvey Nicks card and shudders at the thought of losing free access to either.
Giles has a two week holiday in the Algarve each year with Kerry whilst her husband is playing golf. Polly thinks he is goes to an annual conference in Baden-Baden on the futures market and bullish development framing.

Jo is rather beautiful, has long dark wavy hair and is secretary to the marketing manager of a record company. He is a sleazy bastard who is constantly trying to shag her. She is in love with the previous incumbent who was happily married but on the receiving end of blow jobs from the press manager.

Phil drives an articulated lorry and listens to radio 2.

He likes to phone jeremy Vine at lunchtimes.

Cynthia still has a pole for when the mood takes her

Ingrid is very very bright.She is streets ahead of the other pupils in her class at the local comprehensive.The other pupils do not like Ingrid.Today Ingrid's Humanities teacher insisted that the whole class listen to Ingrid read out loud,an essay,which,she Ingrid, had written on Third World Poverty.The other kids hate her even more now.

Ingrid wishes she had grown up in the 80's.She would have been chaining herself to the railings at Greenham Common in a flash.

Lydia run a small gifty nick nacks shop.
She would really like it if it weren't for the customers.

Cynthia use to be a stripper who ahs managed to marry rather well and now lives in St Georges Hill

Edward runs a second-hand bookshop. He is very neat and wears cardigans.

The gay guys are having a party on Saturday night, and have invited all the neighbours.

Michael doesnt know whether to go or not.

he is afraid of what might happen.

Lynda, however, is a cleaner who smokes

Elaine works as a receptionist at an opticians and wears trilene suits and an open necked short sleeved white blouse.

Miranda wants to be a stage manager but so far has only managed to get a job in a stationers

Magenta has made an appointment to see her GP. she got her tongue piercing caught on one of Jason, sorry, Santiago's fangs last night.

Vron is Magenta's GP. She is 45 and about to have her first baby.

She is shitting herself.

Michael (you know the one that lives upstairs from the gay guys) has quite a large willy, but he's never really convinced of this and always trys a bit to hard to please both in bed and out. This means he has a tendency to say whatever he thinks people want to hear and finds he has dug himself into some very big holes. He secretly wants to have gay sex with both his neighbours but is to scared to ever carry it out.

Bozza is waiting to slip up Tilly

Jason works at Macdonalds, where the 13 yearolds laugh at his teeth and eyeliner.

Tilly has a degree in public relations from the University of the White Cliffs.

She is waiting for Bozza to slip up big time to nab his job. She is sleeping with Bozza's biggest (in all ways!) client.

Jason is Magenta's boyfriend.

He is 6'1" and weighs 8.5 stone. he only wears black and has had his eye teeth sharpened by a special dentist in London.

he loves Anne rice books and belongs to a group of Vampire lovers who meet in a pub.

He insists on being known as Santiago, and hates his parents calling him "Jase".

[moodlum - you work with in my husband's office] grin

Bozza has a subscription to Tattoo monthly

Bozza was in Iraq with Spencer. He was intrigued by his tattoos, especially the way the naked lady moved when Spencer flexed his biceps. It made him feel odd. He dosn't like to think about it too deeply.

I am strangely & sadly,addicted to this thread now.

he wears a signet ring on the little finger of his right hand.

Bozza works in Financial PR. He used to be in the army, but instead of a platoon of chaps to command he now has just an account executive, Tilly.

Bozza (no-one, not even his clients, know his real name, which is Alisdair Boswell Charrington) has struggled to grasp the downsizing of the chain of command, and also the fundamentals of the City. He drives a VW Golf and never, never stays in London at the weekend. There's always a party to go to and a filly to harness..