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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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MrsRonWeasley · 20/07/2007 22:39

I sense Rosie turning into an Evangelical Christian. I want more for her than that

moodlumthehoodlum · 20/07/2007 22:38

Yes they are distant cousins, and she's a good egg. She wants him to give the stripping up and study for an Open University degree..

stressteddy · 20/07/2007 22:33

does troy know rosie???!!

stressteddy · 20/07/2007 22:32

Her name is Rosie.......

moodlumthehoodlum · 20/07/2007 22:32

I thought Troy the stripper was quite a happy soul? Just stripping the night away saving for all over body electrolysis?

stressteddy · 20/07/2007 22:30

ooh, let's do a really jolly one????? join in????????
Pleeeeaaassseee??

stressteddy · 20/07/2007 22:29

shut shitty - such shitty!

moodlumthehoodlum · 20/07/2007 22:29

I know how you feel.

I wanted to see how Chester and Topher were getting on, but I just felt people had already moved on - life is so fickle for our friends..

stressteddy · 20/07/2007 22:29

mrs. ron - I was on here a lot last night and went to bed thinking about a lot of these people - I felt so sad that we had constructed shut shitty existencies for them - do hope we got a lot of it wrong

MrsRonWeasley · 20/07/2007 22:27

hehe, I was just trying to catch up on who was who and something about Bev made me feel all sad, and I just want a happy ending for her

stressteddy · 20/07/2007 22:26

sorry mrs ron - not trying to bev feisty!!!

stressteddy · 20/07/2007 22:26

moodlum - glad someone remembers bev!! (If she has been replaced then gord rest her soul!!)

MrsRonWeasley · 20/07/2007 22:25

We met Bev yesterday at about 5.30 (Carnoodleusfudge) and Clive shortly after

moodlumthehoodlum · 20/07/2007 22:24

Absolutely stressteddy. I thought Bev had IBS..

MrsRonWeasley · 20/07/2007 22:24

When she's not Guiding (she secretly aspires to become District Commissioner but is not upper middle class enough),Elspeth also runs her local NCT Bumps and Babies group.

She picks discussion topics like 'Mad to Be A Mother?' and 'Things I Wish They'd Told Me'. The mums think she's a bit patronising; the Girl Guide attitude is sooo hard to switch off - they're just there for the tea and chocolate digestives.

Elspeth has a labrador calendar on her kitchen wall. She also owns a pair of Hunter wellies, green of course, believing they are a mark of higher social status.

moodlumthehoodlum · 20/07/2007 22:23

Rachel is salt of the earth and lives in Bromley. She loves Facebook. She was the first of the secretaries at work to get on Facebook, and she has got loads of friends. She spends all her working hours at her desk "biting" "throwing sheep" and "poking" her many virtual friends instead of formatting the press releases Bozza lobs her way.

She is wondering whether to "poke" Bozza, who is also addicted to facebook, but is less good at swiftly minimising it.

stressteddy · 20/07/2007 22:22

i don't know who bev is now but I said earlier that Bev is v. career minded but has food issues. She can't eat foods beginning with the letter c

MrsRonWeasley · 20/07/2007 22:18

Can Clive and Bev get together please? I do feel sorry for Bev, she deserves a happy ending...

stressteddy · 20/07/2007 22:14

Elsbeth has recently bought her first pack of tenalady's and wishes she's bought them years ago
Elsbeth desperatley wants to meet Mr. Right
Elsbeth secretly hopes her guides will be as needy in life as she is

moodlumthehoodlum · 20/07/2007 22:13

Back with Bozza and Tilly. Bozza wears double breasted suits with a wide pinstripe - he likes to think of himself along the lines of Gordon Gekko. At the weekend he has a snappy range of coloured cords, from lemon to scarlet, all of which he wears with brown suede shoes.

[carnoodleus - I did used to work with all these people so maybe your husband was there too!! ]

MrsBadger · 20/07/2007 22:10

Elspeth is a Guider
her Guides think she is wet
and they are right
but they come anyway because she takes them camping at Scout campsites and is too wet to stop them sneaking off to meet Boys at 3am.

Skribble · 20/07/2007 22:00

Miles's mum Ebeth likes to be a traditional wife, secretly she wants to kill her domineering husband and drip of a son, who has inevitably turned in to the chavanist her husband is.

Ebeth does all the cooking but after 50+ years she still isn't that great and sticks to the old favourites like mince and tatties but sometimes gets adverturous with tinned pinapple rings on gammon steaks. Sha has heard of lasagne but has never tried it let alone make one.

Ebeth is good at cutting out coupons and actually uses them, her high moments are when her Coop dividends get paid out, its her only money apart fromt the housekeeping her husband gives her and expects her to account for every penny.

sallysparrow · 20/07/2007 21:51

David is enjoying life as an actor.

He hates it when his mates shout "Squeeee" at him whenever he comes into the pub.

ggglimpopo · 20/07/2007 21:47

Aaah Scribble - add something jolly about her, quick!

Skribble · 20/07/2007 21:47

Miles's mum, I forget her name (well everybody does) used to work in the village COOP years ago, she talks like it was yesterday and pretends she is still best pals with all her old workmates, but in reality she sits alone all day in her B&Q conservitory that Andy from 2 doors up helped to build. Her old workmates didn't like her much back whent hey were working either.

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