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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:40

mick is a brickie htough

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:40

i think you will find if your name is samantha you are a slappers nightclub in essex

(pronouned smaaaaanfers)

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:40

Matt is a graphic designer. His girlfriend, Jools, is a PR.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:40

emily is WAN

get soem sun emily

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BBBBasilisk · 18/07/2007 11:39

emily makes her own pastry

oliveoil · 18/07/2007 11:39

Keith works on the bins

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:39

Araminta is Jocasta's best friend. She used to 'run' her daddy's stables (she loves horses). Now she 'runs' a small gallery of modern art in Notting Hill. Its shit.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:38

iw as ats chool wiht loads of sams
never see em now

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BBBBasilisk · 18/07/2007 11:38

ruth is a school govenror

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:38

samatha aka sam is a body pump instructor

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:38

miriam is a chirstian

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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:38

Val is a barmaid (ok, yes, she is busty)

oliveoil · 18/07/2007 11:37

Jocasta makes cushions from french lace aquired from her forays into local markets

went bust

owes daddy £50K set up fee

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:37

paul says " jsut rebooot it"

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wishywotz · 18/07/2007 11:37

If your name is cathy or caroline you married my ex bf's

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:37

Sue works in a shoe shop( liek in topsy and tim)

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:37

Lucindas straddle horses for a living

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:37

roy is an electrican

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:36

If you're name is Carol then you're a post office cashier (DEFINITELY!)

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:36

LOL chevre

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:36

what abotu smaanthas?

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:36

Helens work in banks

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:36

clarissa - owns own shop selling darling little organic childrens clothes and homemade jam. she will go bust in 6 months.

LittleLupin · 18/07/2007 11:36

If your name is Katherine you are a stripper

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:35

oh very good

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