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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:44

gordon obviously is also a Moron

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:44

Lenny is a builder, who is a bit aggressive about getting paid up front, and charges £25 just to get the ladder off the van.

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 11:44

Peregrine is a right wing high court judge with deviant tendencies

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:44

NIgel htinks he si an indie cool merhcant

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TinyGang · 18/07/2007 11:43

Gordon still lives at home with his mother and is over 50. They go on holiday together.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:43

BEN SO IS

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:43

tara is very bitter that she cgave upher career fo the flipping kids

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Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 11:43

Ben is a recruitment consultant

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:43

Mel is really 'ker-ay-zeeee' and 'wacky' and 'fun loving'. She wants to be a children's TV presenter.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:43

lol goast are claled billy

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chevre · 18/07/2007 11:42

oi, i make my own pastry and am not called emily. does this mean i have to flounce or do you have to insult the names of my children too?

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:42

steve is very chummy

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mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 11:42

I was going to say that about Charles! - you know him too, then.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:42

whereas Steven is not

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tiredemma · 18/07/2007 11:42

Yes- I know two 'mick the brick' s

Sylvia and sandra work on customer services desk at ASDA

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:42

I KNWOA MARIE WHO IS ABUETY THERPIST

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:42

Stephen is a Purchase Ledger supervisor

TinyGang · 18/07/2007 11:42

you've met him then!

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:42

charles is a rather florid banker

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mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 11:41

Marie is a beauty therapist

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:41

LOLOL AT RON

he has wiehgt issues and a builders crak

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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:41

Sally loves cake decorating

oliveoil · 18/07/2007 11:41

If you name is Sue, you change it to Suoozi so you can work in PR

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:41

carole works in oayroll for an i.t. company.

TinyGang · 18/07/2007 11:41

Ron sucks his teeth looks doubtful and says 'It'll cost yer'