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Original poster

If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:51

And Nichola is a Psychiatrist

Enid · 18/07/2007 11:50

Chris doesn't wear any make up

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:50

TIK TICK TO ALL

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Enid · 18/07/2007 11:50

no Bekki is a hairdresser

Becky is a nice young girl who works in a nursery, she wear too much make up and straightens her hair rigourously

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 11:49

Nicky is a midwife
Nikki is an overly friendly nursery nurse
Nix is a holiday rep with a bad bottle tan and no self control
Nicola is a tv researcher

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:49

Lee is a rahter vain assitant in a small fashion shop.
he htink he is the David Beckham of the south west

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Original poster
coddy · 18/07/2007 11:49

oh no nto a lab surely

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:48

Andy is a self-employed plumber.
His wife makes him wear a shirt and tie to look tidy for the customers, and complains that all that kneeling unders sinks weakens the knees of his trousers.
He prefers to be called Andrew, but isn't outspoken enough to correct people when they call him Andy.
He has a transit van and a labrador in the passenger seat.

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:48

jamie is an estate agent who always looks like he just shaved.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:48
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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:48

pmsl@cod - you have imagined Christine perfectly cod. 10/10, well done.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:47

(hehe my dad wnted ds1 to be caled guy)

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Original poster
coddy · 18/07/2007 11:47

adn chris is a physio who barks at pregannt women to UNCROSS YOUR LEGS

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:46

Guy is a slightly too intense middle-manager

Original poster
coddy · 18/07/2007 11:46

yes pease lel christine that yellow hair si not ehsame as blonde

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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:46

Christina, on the other hand, runs pilates courses for postnatal women in Muswell Hill.

Peregrine · 18/07/2007 11:46

Have you been stalking me, mrsm?

(I promised Perigrine last night that I wouldn't use this again but how could I resist? )

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:46

olive is the receptionist at the mental health daycare unit

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:46

Christine has been a PA for 25 years ( a brilliant one - not like these slutty little office temps in their short skirts who can't even audio type or organise the boss's dry cleaning properly!)

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 11:45

Phillipa wears a padded headband and goes to coffee mornings

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:45

Becki is a hairdresser

rebecca is a slightly tired looking criminla defence solcitor

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:45

oh yes

all mels i know cwazy

tiredemma · 18/07/2007 11:45

Steve dresses in his wifes underswear while she is at work and calls himself stephanie.

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:45

actually you have insulted my husband too, beeatch!

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:44

Tom is in IT sales