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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:59

Claire is much more of a driven person thatn clare

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:59

Melody loves her cats and spends most days browsing second-hand bookshops. She works part-time in the evenings teaching life drawing

Enid · 18/07/2007 11:58

Janine works in the underwear dept of a provincial dept store

She doesnt have a boyfriend 'at present' but she loves those crime series on tv

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 11:58

ROFL Enid - Gill has a tendency to speak over you too.

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:58

debbi/deb/dee is a sahm with a serious pram habit.

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 11:58

Julie is a receptionist in a 2 star hotel. She's married to Kev.

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:57

Jilly runs a mobile hairdressing business and will never marry

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:57

Betty is a volunteer, working in the hospital shop.
Bette is 4 (and will one day grow up to hate her parents for calling her after a long-dead actress, and change her name to Caitlin/Gracie/Ella)

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:57

ALicia(Liss") wants to be famous for lookign languid and having tousled hair.

when she went on a school skiing trip to val d'isere she had a peronalised hoody wiht "I'm Liss I put out" on it.

itsi in her bottom drawer so her parents wont see it

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PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 11:57

Katharine is a stroppy brunette who last felt important when she got top marks in her mock A level Physics paper.
She always corrects people who spell her name with a C and an E

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 11:57

Sal is very popular with boys but all the girls want to scratch her eyes out

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:57

Michaela works in a jewellers and spends a lot of time in front of the mirror admiring her slightly too coarse to be beautiful features. Her make-up is two shades too orange

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:57

Jane is rotund, and easily flattered by the slightest bit of attention from any member of the armed forces.
She works in personnel.

UCM · 18/07/2007 11:57

Sarah is the PMs wife

Enid · 18/07/2007 11:56

Gill is a hard faced old cow

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:55

jan is a social worker who doesn't give a feck

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:55

oh enid so right

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 11:55

PMSL countess dracula

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:55

R O F L

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:55

Esme writes amusing teenager columns in the sunday broadsheets while at Oxford

Enid · 18/07/2007 11:55

capable but cries when alone

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 11:55

Malcolm is a taxi driver

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:55

Jan is capable.

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:55

Audrey is in charge of floral displays in the village church.
And Ken helps as he has a flair for it.

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 11:54

Mark is an actor, who has many auditions, but the highlight of his career is the part of a corpse in Casualty.