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Original poster

If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:04

Vincent is a driving instructor with halitosis.

LittleLupin · 18/07/2007 12:04

"Jane is rotund, and easily flattered by the slightest bit of attention from any member of the armed forces.
She works in personnel."

I do NOT work in personnel!

TinyGang · 18/07/2007 12:04

Hilary has stuck to her guns and saved it for 'the right man'. She is still a virgin at 52 and feeling resentful and has her eye on the vicar.

RubyRioja · 18/07/2007 12:04

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coddy · 18/07/2007 12:03

caroline i ams orry to say has crocs

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PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 12:03

Caroline is a little bit sneaky but very good at it. She passes off M&S as home-made and leaves the jacket on her office chair when she's sneaking off early to make it look like she's still there.
She is hilarious.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:03

pmsl@ cod and enid

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:03

Rob's girlfriend is called Suze and she's shagging his best friend Jamie

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 12:03

Cheryl is a legal executive

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coddy · 18/07/2007 12:03

LOL ALL NEW TEACHERS HTINK THEY ARE GROOVY
WE WATHCED THEM BURN [WINK]

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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:03

I predict Giles will end up marrying Eleanor, but will shag a lot of Lisas behind her back

Enid · 18/07/2007 12:02

lol @ rob

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:02

Rob is a cool young history teacher who thinks the kids love him. They think he is a tosser

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:02

tina works in admin but has such a cute figure and nice hair even teh lawyers want to be her.

Enid · 18/07/2007 12:02

Adrian is a right drip

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coddy · 18/07/2007 12:01

AND SHE DOENS THAVE HER OWN EMAIL ADRESS FGS AND HER DH READ ALLT EH EMILAS

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mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:01

Giles is an estate agent with a wanky car. He wears too much aftershave.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:01

Does debbie frequent netmums when gary (her hubby_ lets her use his computer?

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 12:00

Lorraine calls herself 'Lolly', and wants her children to see her as their friend.

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:00

And "babe"

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 12:00

Joan works for the LEA, and has learnt to deal with a constant feeling of pointlessness.
She has bad hair, and doesn't fully understand the basic premise of personal hygiene.
Step away from the nylon, Joan!

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:59

pmsl@pram habit. I bet debbie is friends with mandy, who's kids clothes are always ironed and smell of Comfort.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:59

SHOOT HER

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TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 11:59

And debbi/deb/dee says hun a lot.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:59

( medical rep i think)

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