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Original poster

If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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coddy · 18/07/2007 12:09

Pam enjoys tennis( cos she fnacies the instructor)
ehr htighs are lARGE

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chevre · 18/07/2007 12:09

gunter is really called gary but has lived with the long haired german lie too long.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:09

(Pam hates the fact her boss is roughly 30 years her junior)

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:09

Rebecca slept her way to the top

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:09

Caroline is taking a thrashing. I say we gang up on Pam instead, sititng there in the corner with that butter wouldnt melt look on her face. In a minute she is going to offer Caroline (her boss) a nice cup of tea. Then spit in it.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 12:08

marilyn is a size 18 health visitor

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coddy · 18/07/2007 12:08

her mum geraldine si VEry sad but is putting on a bright smile

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TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:08

Charmain wants to be on big brother.

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:08

i still think the pram thread is the one to judge all others by.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:07

Posy breezed into Cambridge on 5 A's at A Level, but left mid way through her degree in Classics after getting up the duff by her lecturer

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:07

Caroline is getting a very bad press.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 12:07

poo rold caoline

Ella has logn brown hari she is very porud of

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chevre · 18/07/2007 12:07

lol loveangel, we had one called bruce.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 12:06

Russ is a children's entertainer, and buys magic tricks from a stall on the market.

electra · 18/07/2007 12:06

This thread is the best I have read in aaaaaaaaages - cheers cod!

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:06

Caroline won't poo at work. She'll only ever poo at home in the comfort of her own loo.

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:06

jocelyn never married, all her friends children call her aunty adn love her. apart from a niggling crush on tina she is happy.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:06

chevre, i had a uni lecturer called barnaby - very bright man, social retard

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:06

Persephone's Daddy is a QC. She plays the flute and speaks 5 languages

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:05

And Barnaby has a phd and insists that everyone addresses him as Dr.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 12:05

Ruseel spent TOO LOng at univeristy

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electra · 18/07/2007 12:05

Tim is a lawyer

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:05

Caroline eats a salad at her desk, then gorges on 2 kitkats in a row in a tpilet cubicle, away from the prying eyes of colleagues.

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:05

barnaby is in academia and is scared of the real world.

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:04

And Caroline wears a hair band

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