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Original poster

If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:13

Jane is thin with tweedy skirts and floppy hair

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:13

stiffled shuddery laughter (am at work) at frank.

chopchopbusybusy · 18/07/2007 12:13

Bruno is something in the City. Even he's not entirely sure what it is he does, but he does enjoy working with his Uncle Charles.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:13

grungy raves

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 12:13

David works in middle management and steeples his fingers in meetings he doesn't understand to look pensive.

He wears cartoon socks and has a comedy ringtone on his phone.

He thinks garage flowers are great.

(cod what about lily then?)

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:13

Anna's 'bad back' is due to her spending her weekends off her face on ecstasy at grungy. Bad come-downs and case meetings don't go.

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:13

Jon also likes to be called Jonty.

Original poster
coddy · 18/07/2007 12:13

his rcord collection ah spilled over to a secodn ipod

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Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:12

Jon wants everyone to know there is no "h" in his name. He is so cool.

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:12

alison is posh scottish and worked as a pa in teh city to snare a nigel. she should have stayed at home and married hector.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 12:12

Peter gets embarrassed when women breastfeed in public.
He is a nasty drunk when he has spirits.

Original poster
coddy · 18/07/2007 12:12

i think i fancy giles

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Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:12

He so has dandruff

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:11

George has a camper van. He is Very Proud of it.

Original poster
coddy · 18/07/2007 12:11

adn dandruff

OP posts:
Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:11

Frank has a slightly oversized head and is not to be taken too seriously

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 12:11

Anna is a social worker
she has a bad back and is often off sick for long periods due to this

Original poster
coddy · 18/07/2007 12:11

( he caravans)

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Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:10

Bob doesn't think women belong in the work place

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 12:10

Ann is slightly sad, usually
Anne is a management consultant

Original poster
coddy · 18/07/2007 12:10

ooh not sure baotu lily

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TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:10

Oh yes - watch out for Pam. She picks her nose and then wipes it on the files she's working on

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:10

gunter teaches yoga and his shorts are too short.

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 12:09

Lily is a little plump and plays the piccolo, poorly.

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:09

Pam is office mummy to all the early 20-somethings