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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

984 replies

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

OP posts:
mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:20

Darren is in the TA to relieve the boredom of his middle-management sales career.

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:20

Jenny is not as sunny and ameniable as her name would suggest. She is, in fact, a bitch.

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:20

for richard

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:19

..and Frank's dandruff is positively DRIPPING onto his keyboard.

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:19

Cynthia is wet and cowardly, but harbours secret rage and will one day go on a killing spree in surrey

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:19

Geoff is a motorbike enthusiast

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:18

frank talks vvv loudly on the phone in a open plan office. something to do with with acoustic effect of his huge heid.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 12:18

Colin has dirty fingernails.

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:18

Roger has very thick brown hair, perhaps with a little wave and a good deal of Bryll.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:18

James has got an STD!

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 12:18

Lesley is very sensible but wishes she wasn't.
Her main regret is that she'd gone Inter-railing with Roger after Cambridge but she didn't and he took Penny instead and she is godmother to their children and spends Christmas with them, where she drinks too much white wine.

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 12:17

Richard thinks he is much more marvellous than he actually is. He didn't do well at his minor public school and was slightly bullied. He fluked his way into Finanace and now runs the accounts departement for a middling sized insurance company though he is not fully qualified.

He tries to sound posher than he is and has large credit card debts as he must always have the best of everything.

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:17

Mick is ALWAYS in the pub

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:17

Pete the locksmith is a not-so-secret racist

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 12:17

Toby works in the garden centre and is luuuuverrrrly

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 12:17

Ceridwen collects picture books on witchcraft, and does batik.

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:17

james is devastatingly attractive. takes risks makes and loses money.

goes to teh gym v. early

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:16

LOL chevre!!!

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:16

Ffion is ... useless.

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:16

bill is in middle management and retires in 2 years, so is starting to get arsey in meetings and wear dirty ties.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:15

lmao@Dangerous. Peter is my worst kind of man.

Pete is a locksmith. He enjoys behaving in a grossly condescending manner to depserate women who have locked themsleves out of their houses in their nighties. He calls all younger women 'my love' and all older woman ' dear'.

chopchopbusybusy · 18/07/2007 12:15

Nigel plays golf and wears proper golfing attire.

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:15

PMSL - Pinkmartini's "David" !!

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:15

Chloe prefers to be called Chlo.

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:14

How is Frank's oversized head, chevre? Does it poke over his monitor?

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