If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

but has latched onto Amber the 19yo temp who chews gum and files her nails at the same time

Kathleen and Gavin eventually got it together. Gavin has avoided Kathleen like the plague ever since.

Kathleen eats mints. Constantly.

Kathleen works at the local council and is responsible for ordering stationary in her department. When no one is around she reads 'Mens Health' and admires the lovely photographs. She has a huge crush on Gavin, the 23 yr old lad who works in her department and always asks how her weekend was. Kathleen is 54.

Dino chewed up Michael's Nike trainers.
He didn't mention it to Chester and Topher, as he couldn't cope with a scene.
One of the laces is completely missing.
Michael knows Chester and Topher will panic when Dino passes it.
Michael has decided to go and stay at his parent's house for a few days, until the problem is passed!

Jayne's mother, Joanie, goes to the evangelical church with her neighbour, Rosie. She has persuaded Jane to allow her to take her oldest grandchildren, Max, (8), Martha (6) and Ged (4) with her Sunday services. Jayne isn't keen on her children being brainwashed by happy clapping, but relishes the opportunity to clean the oven and think about Roger while her husband Kevin takes Luke, their current youngest to the park.

Joanie wears flowery dresses and head scarves enjoys dancing round her living room with a feather duster listening to Christian music. Her grandkids thinks she great fun; Jayne finds her quite embarassing.

Debbie is a make-up artist, she hands out laminated cards after she has sold any stock

Josh is in a band, he plays Bass guitar

Elizabeth favours loud prints in swimwear, she believes them to be v slimming

Lucy has got a first is looking for a foot in the door in Investment Banking

Joshua 'did' Sarah at the office Xmas party, he now has a funny itch but is too embarrassed to go to the GUM clinic to sort it out.

Did anyone do Sarah?

Aah they got a dog. How lovely. And Dino. Great name.

Dino is Chester and Tophers chocolate Labrador puppy. He's named after a waiter who served them when they went to Rome for the weekend.

He's pissed on the white sofa 3 times, detroyed the Bose sound sytem, and done something unspeakable to the cashmere throw Chester bought Topher last Christmas.

Michael didn't go to Chester and Tophers party, as he wans't feeling to well, and it was decided Dino sould spend the night with Michael.

Dh is home!

Madge is Deirdre's rather sour older sister, who has been married to Roy since forever and is very disapproving of Deirdre's new love.

Roy sits in front of the telly every night picking his feet, eating crisps and pickled onions and drinking special brew.

Where did Madge come from?! Doris!

Reg was married to Doris. Doris died suddenly after a routine operation for piles went horribly wrong. Reg told everyone he was everso upset because he'd just had a new three piece delivered and Madge never got to see it.

Reg is being consoled by Deirdre who works in the paper shop, smokes 40 a day and has a penchant for purple cardies and bright pink lippy.

Debbii is a barrister.

She refers to herself as 'Deborah'.

But her birth certificate says Debbii.

Debii and her parents do not see eye to eye.

ha ha! Two of you have got my name down here, both with a different profile, but some of it is sort of right.

If your name is Trudy you work with animals. You have a pet labrador and loved Blue Peter as a child. You save up your salary to go to West End musicals. You have lovely thick hair and are actually quite attractive in an outdoors-y ungroomed sort of way.

Geniveve has long wavy hair, and a love of long flowing skirts. Her father lives in Mongolia at the moment, but has been posted all over the world. Her mother in Paris. She went to boarding school in Enland, and during her teen years felt as though she had no real home, as she only saw her mother when they were in skiing or in Nice. That is why her garden flat is so important to her. At the moment she works in publishing, but would love to set up her own organic clinic providing aromatherapy/reflexology/reiki/hypnotherapy.

Jayne is pregnant again. Her long suffering husband Kevin isn't sure how it happened because he can't making love to her since last New Years Eve after she'd got squiffy on Lambrini. But Jayne is very In Control of Everything including her own fertility and way able to tell Kevin that they conceived on Tuesday 12th June, 2 days post mid-cycle and why doesn't he remember?

(Jane knows she is probably pregnant by Roger, the husband of one of her friends, who she sometimes has sex with because he appeals to her more than Kevin does. Roger has nasal polyps and doesn't notice the smell. Kevin is so accustomed to it that he doesn't notice it either.)

Jayne's sister, Geraldine, the light-fingered office cleaner, who has been single for 14 months, has started to see her brother-in-law Kevin in a new light. Jaybe once told her, when they were first together, that he was well hung and she has found herself thinking about this a lot as she empties waste paper baskets and mops the gents.

It is said that some people grow to look like their pets - especially horses and dogs.

Warren works in pest control. He has mousey hair, gelled, and small features. He also has a twitch. All his girlfriends are at least 5" taller than him.

Genevieve is a dog
Laura is beautiful and silent
Louisa is a china doll

anyone? I'm curious and I don't want to be a thread killer...

Louisa
Laura
Genevieve
????

Sara lives in Kingston. She edits a weekly women's magazine, the kind with soap stars on the cover. She won't see 50 again, yet still wears tight trousers from Top Shop. She promoted Gavin to Assistant Editor (Features) simply because he's male and heterosexual. All her female staff hate her guts. Her daughter Anastasia has anorexia, her son Toby has dyslexia, and Charlie the Jack Russell is incontinent.

V funny about trollope - could that be seen as litigious?

Kenneth likes feeding the birds. The avian type.

The other type scare him shitless