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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

984 replies

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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nogoes · 18/07/2007 13:05

Steph is considering joining an internet dating agency but she doesn't have a PC. She wants to ask Lindy if she can use hers but is embrassed. If Lindy helps her she might give her the bottle of Tesco Bucks Fizz that has been in her fridge since Christmas. Lindy would appreciate that being a bit posh.

nogoes · 18/07/2007 13:01

Ted is Dick's good mate from the golf club. Dick is unaware that Ted shagged Dick's 17 year old daughter Laura at Dick & Mary's 25th wedding anniversary celebrations.

Laura rides ponies and is not allowed to have her ears pierced.

pigleto · 18/07/2007 12:58

Lindy's cleaner Steph has a problem with her neighbours cats shitting in her garden. In the recent floods her husband Derek lost his prized koi carp when they swam down the street.

brandnewhelsy · 18/07/2007 12:55

Ruth makes her own jam.

nogoes · 18/07/2007 12:53

Lindy is 31 but looks much younger. She is naturally pretty in a Vanessa Paradis type way. All the school gate mums are envious of her perfect lifestyle and flutter outrageously with her sexy but oh so nice husband Matt who runs his own training consultancy and plays squash. Lindy has two adorable children, Isabella and Marcus. Isabella is beautiful and already showing promise as a ballerina and Marcus is just adorable. Lindy does some freelance marketing and helps out at the local animal rescue shelter.

In her spare time she stalks Tom the parish priest and makes threatening phonecalls to the village residents. She is quite lovely though.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:46

Does Liz smoke heavily? Does she have those smokers wrinkles around her lips? I think so...

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:45

Ah, Denise. Hopefully one day she will get meet Alan. He lives with his mum under the pretence of looking after her. She makes him proper dinners every night (lamb chops are his fave) and she gets very cross if he takes too long to walk their scotties, Taggart and Tartan, and misses the start of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Alan would think Denise extremely sexy.

brandnewhelsy · 18/07/2007 12:45

Penny's lovely, hasn't a bad word to say against anyone. Bit irritating, though.

pigleto · 18/07/2007 12:42

Denise works in accounts and has two scottie dogs who sleep in her bed. She gives them a cup of milky tea for breakfast. She enjoys needlepoint and has a slight BO problem.

brandnewhelsy · 18/07/2007 12:42

My Liz is a barmaid. She refuses to be called bar staff - she thinks it's PC gone mad.

Kif · 18/07/2007 12:41

Fenton is a lawyer

willow · 18/07/2007 12:41

Now they have four children and a brown lab and a lurcher.

willow · 18/07/2007 12:40

Arabella is a Lady, and worked in fashion PR until she married someone less titled but far richer.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:40

lol@Boco

The rustle in the bushes is Liz. Liz is a single mum who had her kids young. They're grown up now, and she wiles away her evenings getting rat arsed at the pub with junior admin staff (she works for the council..in finance...)

Its now midnight, she's consumed two bottles of lambrini and she needs a wee-wee. She still says 'wee-wee' at the age of 39.

brandnewhelsy · 18/07/2007 12:37

And kills threads

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:37

I have to go soon, too...tis is a great thread. Well done cod.

trying to tear myself away

BocoBeak · 18/07/2007 12:37

LoveAngel you're freaking me out!

brandnewhelsy · 18/07/2007 12:35

Oh - I just read that Steve who deals weed has bad skin and a bitch...

Helsy lies about her eyesight.

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 12:35

PMSL at David stapling his fingers.

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:35

This post is killing me with laughter, but I have to take ds to the park. See you later..

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 12:33

When Steve smiles, it doesn't quite reach his eyes.

brandnewhelsy · 18/07/2007 12:33

Maureen is an office manager, early fifties, three grown-up sons.

Brian wears glasses.

I do NOT work in a bank, but I am very reliable.

All Sarahs have long hair.

Dh wouldn't let us call dd1 Louise as he says they're all fat, allegedly.

Cheryl's two-faced.

I read PinkMartini's post wrong and thought David is a middle manager who staples his fingers in meetings....

nogoes · 18/07/2007 12:33

Sandra has a secret stash of family sized galaxy bars in her desk hidden underneath her collection of cuddy winnie the pooh characters. Sometimes she farts in the lift and pretends to be mortified by is secretly thrilled by her reputation as Slovenly Sandie.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:32

Camper Van George must know Steve the dealer. Steve the dealer sells weed. He has a bad skin and a twitch. he's got a much younger girlfriend who trails around after him, and will dunp him as soon as she is older enough to realise what a minging waste of space he is. (Her name's Charlotte. She comes from a good family).

BocoBeak · 18/07/2007 12:28

Oh i just spotted camper van george - i used to go out with him when i was 17. He played bongos and smoked too much weed and had long hair and lived in a barn.