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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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meowmix · 18/07/2007 13:38

Arthur is the doorman at the local theatre. He has seen all the greats as they left the theatre but has never sat in the stalls.

Suzanne is an events manager. She is a hard woman and likes to employ slightly younger men who she sexually harrasses at conferences.

pigleto · 18/07/2007 13:26

Ben is into football. He teaches in the same PE department as Tony and when they go to the pub to watch the match Ben notices that Tony aways leaves just before his round.

Ben is living with an ex pupil called Dannielle, but it is OK because they didn't have sex until she left for sixth form college.

Balls · 18/07/2007 13:25

Barry also has rather smelly feet and a sweaty brow

Balls · 18/07/2007 13:23

Barry has a combover

newlifenewname · 18/07/2007 13:22

Yes! Tim is very timid.

I know a tim who smokes silk cut ultra even though he is aged 50 + he along with another Tim I know are both architects in the boring sense.

Celia is an older parent who had kids later in life and would like to run the toddler group but always feels she is on the periphery, having once been at the top of her game.

She has long mumsy hair and may wear glasses with substantial lenses.

BocoBeak · 18/07/2007 13:21

Mags volunteers at the local baptist church making teas and coffees and helping out with the kids programme of events in the summer holidays. She wears floaty dresses and has long grey hair and droopy boobs.

Her husband Gareth has a beard and is also a baptist, he fantasises about doing it with the pastors wife Anne who he thinks would be a right goer.

pigleto · 18/07/2007 13:21

Caitlin is into wicca and does reiki

Balls · 18/07/2007 13:21

Sacha likes to wear unusual colour combinations..

lilylilyrose · 18/07/2007 13:21

Terry likes to use the expressions 'nanny state' and 'political correctness gone mad'. He wears brown-tinted raybans and stripy polo shirts. He has big plans to emigrate to Spain and open an English Pub there.

pigleto · 18/07/2007 13:20

Angus has a prince albert and doesn't wear anything under his kilt at parties. He will show you if you like. He is often sick in car parks.

nogoes · 18/07/2007 13:19

Sacha spent a year in India when she was 19. She doesn't remember much about it but her tummy has never recovered from the dysentry on the plus side she looks fantastic in low slung jeans.

Balls · 18/07/2007 13:18

Barry would like to show you his collection.

newlifenewname · 18/07/2007 13:17

Gawd! Tony had did have PE problems - as in premature ejaculation! You are barking up the right tree there then!

Balls · 18/07/2007 13:16

Tim is terribly shy and bites his nails. He is a good worker and often works on his own in the office late. He has nothing much to go home for.

lilylilyrose · 18/07/2007 13:15

Trevor smokes roll-ups, has a faded copy of the Daily Star on the dashboard of his van, and wants to know if your driveway needs tarmac-ing

pigleto · 18/07/2007 13:15

Ted is worried about a mole on his shoulder that has gone a bit "funny". He won't go and see the doctor though.

Mike pinched a lighter from someones desk at work because it had an alien and the words "you are not alone" on it.

Balls · 18/07/2007 13:15

Sacha is a bit zany and an excellent cook. Her handwriting is illegible. She has striking red hair which she tosses when she thinks no-one is looking. Her three kids are a little wild.

BocoBeak · 18/07/2007 13:13

Jenny is 31 and plays netball on saturdays and in local tournaments. She was always team captain at school. Her ex-best friend Vicki used to come too but they fell out because Jenny's son Cameron bullied Vickis son Kieran in year 3 of primary.

nogoes · 18/07/2007 13:12

Tony has a complex about his small manhood and doesn't shower after the P.E lessons, he also has BO but the kids are too scared of him to take the piss.

MoreHarryThanHermione · 18/07/2007 13:10

Nope - bank job! ;-)

newlifenewname · 18/07/2007 13:10

I know a Tony who is a PE teacher.

Mikes wear glases (my friend mike didn't and he was totally un-techy but I don't think his mum was ever tuned into the person he was going to be from in utero until death so hey ho, she got the name wrong).

Linda defo works on reception/switchboard somewhere.

Anne wears sensible flats and lucy has strawberry blonde hair.

Being narcissistic a moment, what do Aimie's do?

MoreHarryThanHermione · 18/07/2007 13:09

Penny has cappucinos at her desk. She goes to garden centres at weekends and makes money on the side by being a dominatrix.

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 13:09

wow a gold neck must be expensive
did he win the lottery?

MoreHarryThanHermione · 18/07/2007 13:08

Trevor has lots of gold...ears, arms, neck and teeth.

He still likes to holiday in Margate or cheapest Haven caravan available.

nogoes · 18/07/2007 13:06

Steph and Derek have an open marriage. Very modern couple.