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Original poster

If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

984 replies

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

OP posts:
BocoBeak · 18/07/2007 15:05

Duncan wears chunky knits and likes hill walking and supports Save the Otter. He used to play guitar.

bristols · 18/07/2007 15:03

I wish I was an aerobics instructor. Wouldn't be so bloody flabby then!

sAurorhal · 18/07/2007 15:02

Lisa collects Forever Friends teddies and has character slippers.

Original poster
coddy · 18/07/2007 15:02

6kinds

ithankoyu

OP posts:
electra · 18/07/2007 14:59

Andrew is a doctor

Andy is an office manager or some such thing

pigleto · 18/07/2007 14:53

Shanice has perfect airbrush fingernails. She works in HR. Her children do their homework as soon as they get home from school.

SixKindsOfCrisis · 18/07/2007 14:25

Coddy you did my name and you were exactly right. I am quite scared of you.

Balls · 18/07/2007 14:22

So is mine and it is pants!

hotcrumpets · 18/07/2007 14:19

my names on here

and it's so right

SixKindsOfCrisis · 18/07/2007 14:16

Claire may well be a driven person. But she avoids her obligations because the need to be perfect makes her weep.

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 14:12

Gerald wears reactolite rapides and lacoste polo shirts in pastel colours

MhamaiJane · 18/07/2007 14:08

Cath has two six year old twins but drives a 4x4 and parks in disabled spaces.

SixKindsOfCrisis · 18/07/2007 14:06

Carrie organises the school fair. She knows you will avoid eye-contact when she is looking for volunteers.

SixKindsOfCrisis · 18/07/2007 14:02

Beverley runs a dog kennel. She thinks you should 'just show him who's boss.'

MhamaiJane · 18/07/2007 14:01

Tim follows his wife Helen around Marks&sparks like a fathful labradore.

Nogoes your too close for comfort about myself and my ex!

pigleto · 18/07/2007 13:51

Jean has bunions, but her chiropodist Margaret comes to her house every six weeks.

MarshaBrady · 18/07/2007 13:50

Michelle was captain of the netball team, had blonde hair, wore big white socks and ears pierced with gold studs.
was popular with the boys.

Adam is a real estate agent, young, a few spots, very eager. HIs suit is too big in the shoulder and is from some faux italian suit shop Cicccio.

pigleto · 18/07/2007 13:49

Brian is Kerry's dad but she hasn't seen him since he left her mum Nadine 20 years ago. She doesn't know about his second family.

TigerFeet · 18/07/2007 13:47

Jean is a dinner lady. She has a hair "do" and wears tabards to do the dusting at home.

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 13:46

LOLOL at this thread.

pigleto · 18/07/2007 13:45

Kerry is a beauty therapist who likes ironing. Her two girls are impeccable. If she doesn't do a quick hoover before bed she can't get to sleep. Her husband Stewart is very proud the way she keeps house. He goes on two golf holidays every year.

Balls · 18/07/2007 13:44

Alan is a keen gardener and usually wins something for his dahlias at the village show. His car is immaculate. He wears stey pressed grey "slacks" and his wife Mary is a neat and tidy, soft spoken member of the Mothers Union.

TigerFeet · 18/07/2007 13:42

Kate is eminently practical and a bit hard nosed

Katie is flighty and has blonde hair

meowmix · 18/07/2007 13:40

Ethel smells of wee and stale biscuits. She is prone to singing about white cliffs in dover. The care assistants tell her she's "a card".

newlifenewname · 18/07/2007 13:38

Brian is a milk man. He is a simple man and doesn't drink or smoke. He doesn't talk about his feelings, he just deals with them by working hard.

He wears a small gold chain and a signet ring and takes his kids for bike rides on the weekend. He doesn't really 'do' sport himself but is an enthusiastic dad supporter.

Brian wears comfy jeans in a mid denim that taper to the ankle and a nicely ironed t shirt. He smells vaguely of aftershave, probably davidoff cool water.