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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 19:00

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eandh · 18/07/2007 18:54

neil or graham are car salesmen (bought new car today there was a graham in 2 dealerships and a neil in the other 2!)

Pauline works in a post office

Ricky/Gavin/Lee are builders or in building trade

milfAKAmonkeymonkeymoomoo · 18/07/2007 18:53

Kylie is 15 with a ASBO

tuppy · 18/07/2007 18:51

Kai is a pale runty 15yo in a hoody.

Bunty is on the flower arranging rota at the village church.

Alison is a manager at M&S.

Rosie tries to keep it reaall in the grungier end of Notting Hill/Portabello, but in fact lives off the trust fund Daddy set up.

Gavin is a nerdy techie.

CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 18:48

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milfAKAmonkeymonkeymoomoo · 18/07/2007 18:44

Gillian lives in Surrey. She is upper/middle class and looking good for her age. She is probably divorced and has an active social life.

Desiderata · 18/07/2007 18:44

Les is a pervert.

CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 18:43

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Peachy · 18/07/2007 18:42

MIL is Linda, she amkes wedding cakes

'my' (as in friend)Mike revamps mini cars

My sister Nikki IS a nursery nurse, but is as friendly as herpes

Although I am really claire- and driven is about right (sadly, my ambition is to one day learn to chill)

Megglevache · 18/07/2007 18:36

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TinyGang · 18/07/2007 18:11

Neville likes to be called Nev. He drinks real ale and goes to CAMRA meetings.

He wears Tshirts with supposedly funny and witty observations on them. They're not.

He'd like a girlfriend. It ain't happening.

He listens to Pink Floyd.

pointydog · 18/07/2007 17:00

Morag talks a lot and half the time it's mince

SaintGeorge · 18/07/2007 16:56

pigleto, your posts are freaking me out! You have so far named and perfectly described 3 people that I know.

Which of my neighbours will you name next I wonder?

midnightexpress · 18/07/2007 16:51

Kim is a bit mucky and smokes skinny menthol cigs. All blokes fancy her. Even the ones who say they don't.

Poor poor Frank.

mumto3girls · 18/07/2007 16:40

I'm not like my name..

Surfermum · 18/07/2007 16:30

I am PMSL at the spot-on description of my name.

Enid · 18/07/2007 16:26

lol my name is here and is right in two cases

MrsBadger · 18/07/2007 16:10

this thread has improved my day immeasurably

cod got me right the first time, in spirit if not in detail.

Emma is capable and will pick your kids up from school when you are stuck at the vet.

Libby likes to think she is bohemian but is actually quite conservative and easily shocked.

TigerFeet · 18/07/2007 15:09

Oh dear my name has appeared now and it isn't nice at all (and soooooo not me )

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 15:07

susie is a sweet receptionist who is looking to be a PA one day

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