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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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wishywotz · 18/07/2007 21:36

Timon lacks in confidence and likes to be seen out with best fat friend Pumbaa.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:35

At night, Rupert can be found at the bar in Fanny's, eying up the fit young men.

harpsichordcuddler · 18/07/2007 21:35

"ALicia(Liss") wants to be famous for lookign languid and having tousled hair.

when she went on a school skiing trip to val d'isere she had a peronalised hoody wiht "I'm Liss I put out" on it.

itsi in her bottom drawer so her parents wont see it"

that's so weird I know her
except she is called Lissy
otherwise deadly accurate

MrsJohnCusack · 18/07/2007 21:34

oh god this wHOLE THREAD is brilliant

'Caroline won't poo at work. She'll only ever poo at home in the comfort of her own loo'

do you KNOW my sister or something?

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 21:34

Mary says she's a christian but doesn't like any of her neighbours
Jane was always a bit whacky at achool to compensate for her dull name
Hilary is a good egg who has neurotic tendencies
Sam is jolly but cannot spell
Martin lives with his Mother and likes breasts

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:34

Vicky sells Bettaware on the same estate as Sand.

But she is so successful she has to push her deliveries round in a trolley nicked from Asda

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 21:33

Rupert is a fat sweaty actor who always plays "man having a heart attack" in Doctors/Holby City/The Bill.

batey · 18/07/2007 21:31

Rupert is an actor
Elaine is a gardener
Trish works for an insurance helpline
Clare runs a toy shop
Donna works in a care home for the elderly

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:30

But at night Frances is the MC at Fanny's.

CrookshanksinJimmyChoos · 18/07/2007 21:29

Am at 'Nikki is an overly friendly nursery nurse'

lol!!!

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:29

Tamar and Devon's parents moved to Totnes just before they were born.

They run an organic pharmacy.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 21:28

Sandra lives on the wrong estate to sell Virgin Vie. She's trying to pursuade John to move to the new-build estate on the other side of town, where everyone has virgin Vie party's. but John knows they cant afford it.

CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 21:27

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sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:26

Pointy, thats just his day job.

Alana will eventually be working full time at Fanny's, a transvestite nightclub.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 21:25

Sandra (pronounced SARNdraw) sells Avon but wants to sell Virgin Vie because she'll get more commision and thinks its less tacky.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:24

Pandora runs the website that sells the fetishwear.

She models for the site and loves the smell of Pervoshine.

pointydog · 18/07/2007 21:24

During the day anyway

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 21:24

Richard just wants a quiet life.

pointydog · 18/07/2007 21:23

The Alan I know was made redundant from his manual job and is trying to come to terms with a job in the service sector where he has to smile and say good morning to people.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:23

Alan is 6'2" and had size 13 feet.

But he has managed to find high heels on a website that seels fetishwear.

CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 21:22

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sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:21

There's at least 4 people on here that I know

Dwayne has very cold feet that ooze if you press them.

The reflexologist lives in fear of his next appointment.

Posey · 18/07/2007 21:18

Wonder if we should suggest to MNHQ subject for their next book...

"Choose your baby name the Mumsnet way"

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:13

Alan has taken the hormones and grown norks, but still needs to shave daily.