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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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FuriousGeorge · 18/07/2007 21:53

These are fab.Uncannily accurate though.

Yolande works on the cosmetics counter in a local department store.She always has a full face of thick slap on.Even her boyfriend Paul has never seen her face in its natural sake.Yolande thinks that she would be 'letting herself go'if she went barefaced.

Sylvia runs the local WI.She is lovely to everyone,but won't hesitate to gossip about them as soon as there back is turned.

Camilla left her little job in London,when she married Robert,who works in high finance.They have a 'little' house in the country where she spends most of her time riding horses.Occasionally she will do some consultancy work,just to keep her name in circulation.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:53

Fynn works in the IT dept of the local hospital.

he likes to tell people the servers fallen over when they ring him with a query.

Thats if he ever answers the phone.

pointydog · 18/07/2007 21:53

Jeff plays in a Christian rock band

MrsBadger · 18/07/2007 21:53

Rachel works for a Fair Trade chocolate company so she can use marketing degree without feeling like she's sold out.

Si is in the army.

Joseph used to be in the army but gets paid more as a private contractor.

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 21:52

Sorry sally - unfortunate X post then...

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 21:52

Bernard wonders about going to Furby's but always decides against it. He's met Jean, on a cruise round the Scilly Isles, and doesn't want to jeopardise anything that might have to offer.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 21:51

Jeff plays guitar in a band at night and always thought he would be famous

He is now a teacher

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:51

(Two of those lines are, in fact, true)

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:50

Bernard is an accountant. He was married but his wife left him for another woman.

As a student, Bernard shared a flat with another accountancy stident, also called Bernard.

Their landlady often invited them for a game of scrabble, along with sally, the student physio who lived in the attic.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 21:49

Fynn went to school with Timon and Pumbaa, but wouldn't be seen dead at Furbys.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 21:45

Enid is Lorna's long suffering friend and shoulder to cry on, but she hasn't given Lorna her new mobile or email addy lately

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 21:43

Bev probably also has IBS which she tells everyone about.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:43

Timon and pumbaa also go to Furby's

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 21:42

Janet has been on assertiveness classes, but doesn't feel she can put what she's learned into practice. Other people arn't so sure.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 21:42

Bev is very professional and career minded but she has food issues and can't eat anything that begins with the letter C

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:42

Chris the physio also goes to Fanny's.

She dresses in leather jeans with a sock in the crotch, a white vest and a stick on moustache.

Her girlfriend Gina wears a rubber mini dress and black patent platform shoes.

Alan would love a pair, but the only go up to size 12.

batey · 18/07/2007 21:41

Joan is very bright and works in a laboratory. She wears an alice band in her hair.

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 21:40

Martin drives an old ford fiesta with "Fat Willy's Surf Shock" sticker on the back. Otherwise its immaculate and has Werthers originals in the glove box.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 21:40

Sallysparrow - Martin is mortified that you know!!

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 21:40

Everton really wishes that they hadn't moved to Liverpool

CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 21:39

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sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:38

Martin would like to go to Fanny's, but is afraid his mother will find out.

Instead he gets Pandora's catalogue by mail order.

Its called "padora's Box" and has an art deco design that looks strangely like a vagina on the cover.

It comes in a plain brown envelope.

Martin comes in a tissue.

pointydog · 18/07/2007 21:38

lol @ wishy

CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 21:37

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moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 21:36

Martin and Rupert know each other through the furby club where they meet every so often dressed as cuddly toys.

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