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Original poster

If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

984 replies

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

OP posts:
MrsJohnCusack · 18/07/2007 22:08

Lionel carries a handbag

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:08

Don and Trish flirt alot, but both know nothing will ever happen.

brimfull · 18/07/2007 22:07

TRiush aslo wears tight t-shirts tucked into high waisted jeans

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:06

Brian amd Morris often go to airshows together

harpsichordcuddler · 18/07/2007 22:06

Terry is a bell ringer and likes to drink real ale. he likes to chat to the bar maid Trish after Tuesday night practice. her heart sinks when he walks into the bar. she fantasises that he will drop dead and she will be free of his weekly beery leery flirtatious onslaught.

FuriousGeorge · 18/07/2007 22:06

sallysparrow-you have got Brian to a tee.

brimfull · 18/07/2007 22:04

Trish looks like a 25 yr old from behind because she still has lovely straight blonde hair which she will not cut.She is in fact about 56 yrs old and scares people when she turns around.She's an avid church goer but purely because she fancies the paster as her husband Mike is dull and obsessed with diy.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:04

Lauren and Fynn are in a relationship.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:03

And Brian eats 2oz of ham every day for lunch

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:03

Brian and morris are both on the Parish council.

Their meetings make the Vicar of Dibley look sane.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:02

Moris washes his car every Sunday morning without fail.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:01

Brian sits behind his net curtains to check if his neighbour is doing any gardening.

If he is, Brian will rush out and mow the lawn.

Brian moved to the country to retire. He is currently suing his other neighbour for keeping hens, as they make a noise.

He tried to sue the local farmer for keeping cows, but the farmer came after him with a gun.

brimfull · 18/07/2007 22:01

Amanda has married beneath her ,talks frightfully well and wishes her husband did aswell,but pretends not to care.

She care about curtains, wearing the correct underwear and only likes little dogs.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:00

Mona and Vivienne used to do demos together

harpsichordcuddler · 18/07/2007 22:00

Lauren worked hard for her GSCEs but pretended not to. she wants to be a lawyer when she leaves school but had told her mum she wants to be a beautician, just to annoy her.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:00

Morris folds his plastic bags and always re-uses them

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 21:59

Mona is friends with Vivienne.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:58

stressteddy, ive never worn a moustache....

harpsichordcuddler · 18/07/2007 21:58

Morris is the co-ordinator of the local Neighbourhood watch. He gets very upset when people leave their rubbish bags out before 7pm.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:58

Moodlum, thats the other bernard!

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:56

Yolande is actually 20 years older than Paul.

the shock would kill him.......

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 21:56

Mona was one of the first ever members of "friends of the earth" - she doesn't like to brag about it but is secretly pleased that people are getting on the recycling bandwagon

(Are any of you worried that people are describing you because they know you???!!)

harpsichordcuddler · 18/07/2007 21:56

Annabel used to be a pa but gave up when she had babies. She wears capri pants and pumps and drives a Renault Clio. she saves her old toothbrushes to clean behind the taps while listening to JEremy Vine on radio 2.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 21:55

Sallys Bernard is actually called Chris, adn all 3 lines are true.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 21:54

Joseph watches 24 to get inspiration.