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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:23

Jonathan and Kirstin usually win the pub quiz.

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 22:23

Faye is has blonde wispy hair which she twiddles between her fourth and fifth fingers all the time.
She has a cat who eats better than she does (Felix extra special pouches)
She's a civil servant and gets loads of holiday but ends up going with her mum or sister.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:23

Hayley went to school with Danielle.

She is a size 16, and envies danielle her ability to wear Morgan.

She doesnt know about the vodka habit.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:22

Karen was terribly popular at achool but time is not being very kind to her
She seems far more confident than she really is though

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:22

Lottie takes soya milk in her tea to try and fit in.
She seems to have developed a strange rash.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:20

Lottie is really struggling to loke quinoa, but thinks she should.

She sometimes steals a bar of Plamil carob when she thinks her boss isnt looking.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:20

Danielle would love to have a lot of designer gear but has to make do with Morgan

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:19

Danielle likes to holiday in the Med.
She reads Jackie Collins novels and has pink fluffy mules.
She works in admin.
And drinks skinny moccachinos.
And vodka.
At lunchtime.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:19

danielle still rolls her sleeves up like she did in the 80's.

She loves chicklit.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:19

mrsscavo - I feel so sad for a lot of these people! Bless em

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:17

Lottie had to practise on Dwayne during her course.

She is wondering whether feet are really for her.

Perhaps reiki would be better - she wouldnt have to touch anyone.

innapickle · 18/07/2007 22:17

Do these ones!! ...

Karen

Hayley

Danielle

!! lol

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:17

Poor old Trish

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:15

Lottie works in a health food shop.
She has done a beginner's course in Reflexology.
She fancies Dan Snow and Bear Grylls.
But is married to a Simon.
And cries herself to sleep.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:14

But Trish did once appear on Catchphrase. Her gold top caught the lights very badly and added 15 lbs - she has kept the video but doesn't show it to anyone

MrsJohnCusack · 18/07/2007 22:13

Barbara wears two piece outfits in a 'nice cheerful print' and slingbacks.
she would love to pose for one of those naked WI calendars
she drives a Honda Jazz

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:13

Kirstin, sowever, did got to go on "how to look good naked", which is why Trish sectetly hates her.

harpsichordcuddler · 18/07/2007 22:13

Trevor is a scientist managing a team of scientists all cleverer than him and who all hate him.

he has a beard and wears patterned sweaters.

for fun he likes to come home and criticise his wife. he owns a boat and moans endlessly about all the maintenance he has to do on it.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:12

Trish's best friend applied for her to go on "Look Good Naked"

Gok fainted when he saw her video try-out.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:11

Trish does't think much of Jonathan's wife, Kirstin. She's far too bubly, and intelligent for Trish's liking.

CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 22:10

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sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:10

Lionel's bag is definitely not a man-bag.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:09

Trish's tummy really doesn't look atractive in those jeans. Trish is Donna's mum.

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:08

Furiousgeorge - I know - I live next door to the fecker!

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:08

Trish likes Jonathan who comes in occasionally for a bar-meal with his wife

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