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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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wishywotz · 18/07/2007 22:57

Karen is married to Robert, but she wishes she had put up with Michael when he was a post man as he now has his own delivery service company an lives in a penthouse in the posh part of town near the river. Karen stil lives with Robert and his mum.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:56

Topher has delicate bone structure, and a Limahl hair style.
He is sometimes mistaken for a woman when the lighting is dim.

CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 22:56

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stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:54

Topher will win (as she always does0 because she uses sex as a weapon

Gott go now, Night all - I have loved your company. This thread is tres amusing

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:52

Chester and Topher have just bought a new flat overlooking the harbour.
Chester wants a white leather sofa.
Topher wants a black labrador.
They haven't spoken for 2 days, 3 hours and 28 minutes.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:52

Who is Karen married to? Is it Michael?

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:50

ROFL -I know these people!!!!!

DrunkenSailor · 18/07/2007 22:49

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moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 22:48

Cherry wears white musk from the body shop or Poison, for a night on tiles.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:47

Fynn's Mother, Andrea once tried to disappear from the "system", just to see if she could
It lasted for 2 years and 4 months

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:46

Jessica, however, is an American high school student. she enjoys cheerleading and shopping. She's very upset her parents won't pay for her to have a breat enlargement. Her hair is always perfect because it takes her 2 1/2 hours to style every morning.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:43

Karen has a bottle of Rive Gauche in her bathroom cabinet.
It is her fall back perfume.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:42

Jess is a classic "pear" shape and doesn't realise she will end up with her Mother's hips

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:42

Fynn's parents were hippies. They are very disappinted it's now such a popular name. His mother,Andrea, thought it was really way-out when she gave birth to him at Greenham Common.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 22:40

Jess has only ever had ger fringe cut, she trims her own long blond hair each year, she always wears skirts to show off her slender ankles which are her second best feature - her hair she believes, is the best.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 22:38

Tacie still wears charlie as her best mate Karen gave it to her 10 years ago

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:37

Cherry's parents were hippies
She stopped smoking 5 years ago
She is now addicted to the Nicorette inhaler
She sometimes pees when she laughs

brimfull · 18/07/2007 22:36

She loves the stencilling she's done in her kitchen

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 22:36

Karen still wears Anais Anais..

brimfull · 18/07/2007 22:35

Karens has had the same hairstyle since she was 15 yr old

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:34

Jonathan is very good looking, but doesn't say too much.

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 22:32

LOL Harpsichord

harpsichordcuddler · 18/07/2007 22:29

Karen is very nostalgic for school. she buys a lot of cds called "school disco number ones" which she listens to in her Clio.
at weddings she likes to dance to Motown.
she has joined the local preschool committee and when they had a meeting at her house she served three different set of dips, four kinds of crisps and a table full of different soft drinks.
none of which were touched.
she spends a lot of time walking the dog.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:27

Faye also bites the skin on the side of her fingers

Blimey, I'm starting to fancy Jonathan now!!!

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:26

And Mandy and Andy are on the verge of divorce because they always come second in the pub quiz.

Mandy thinks Andy's knowledge of 80s rock music is letting them down.

He consoles himself with another pint of Brewers Droop.

Mandy likes pork scratchings.

And Jonathan.