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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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sallystrawberry · 18/07/2007 23:28

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moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 23:27

Which is lucky, because Nikki B. as she likes to be known, a researcher on the Jeremy Kyle show has arrived in town looking for stories.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 23:24
wishywotz · 18/07/2007 23:22

Jessica thinks Kimberley is her best friend. Jessica doesn't like it when they meet Jess for lunch too and to be rude Jessica spends the whole time sending text messages to her brother Chester.

Jessica and Chester mother is Evelyn MacMillan-Peirson, but they don't know that as Evelyn walked out when they were small and left a note to say she had gone off to marry the Duke of Kent. They pass her everyday when they go out to lunch.

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 23:21

Should obviously add that Clive and Maureen met at a Rotary Club dinner.

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 23:19

Maureen has always thought Karen a bit flighty - bit of a flibbertygibbert. Since her hormone replacement therapy, Maureen has had a bit of a soft spot for soft top clive.

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 23:16

DB. Too too funny. ROFL

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 23:16

Maureen is Robert's mum

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 23:14

Maureen cleans Topher and Chesters flat. She mostly enjoys it, as they keep it clean and tidy, and she's not one to judge, but ocationally she find condoms under the bed.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 23:13

Evelyn MacMillan-Peirson wanders round town. She wears a duffle coat and a fedora.
And shouts at the pigeons.
She claims she is related to the Duchess of Kent.
Topher buys her some sandwiches from M&S every lunchtime.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 23:12

Micheal still hankers after Karen and has seen her on Match.com. He is not sure if she would fancy a quickie for old times sake!

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 23:11

Michael would never let anyone know about his gay tendancies. He's straight y'know.

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 23:10

Well topher has decided that now that him and Chester haven't spoken for nearly three days, he is going to 'bump' into Michael in the lift...

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 23:09

Yes, I'm keeping a family tree record.

Andrea and Jonathan are brother and sister.

Their parents are Janet and Clive.

Clive is a retired design enginer, who can no longer spend sundays orientering. He owns a very old MG and wonders if driving a soft top is responsible for his baldness.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 23:08

Michael has told Topher that he knows a top black lab breeder and they are going out on Saturday to have a look at some puppies together. They are taking Michael's MX5

peachypie · 18/07/2007 23:08

Kimberley is a receptionist, she thinks shes dead popular and has a really irritating laugh.
Shes friends with Jess.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 23:07

Michael wants Tropher

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 23:05

pmsl

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 23:04

Chester and Topher live in the flat below Michael's penthouse. Topher quite fancies Michael, even though he wears Davidoff Cool Water and drives an MX5.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 23:03

Traci knows Karen goes on Match.com and when karen has a 'date' she uses her best mate, Tracie as an aliby to Robert. But, what Karen doesn't know is that Robert and Tracie are having an affair.

cadelaide · 18/07/2007 23:03

Baz is a social worker.
Likes people to think his real name is Basil (but it's not, it's Barry).

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 23:00

ROFL

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 22:59

when she is on Match.com she is 'not' married.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:59

I hope someone is doing a flow chart or family tree of all this?

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 22:57

I didn't think she was married. She's about to get her "if you don't meet someone in six months, we'll give you your money back" money back from Match.com.