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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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sallystrawberry · 19/07/2007 00:12

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Balls · 18/07/2007 23:57

Beverley and Alan don't half lead double/treble lives! wow...

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Balls · 18/07/2007 23:52

You thought that was Karen's dog she was walking! No no, it's her handbag and where do you think she takes it - yes the common, the common ole common - for a common lunchtime shag! And that poor handbag has seen too much, it must be time to take it to the charidee chop surely?

sallystrawberry · 18/07/2007 23:49

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MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 23:48

Giles and Trish quite often sleep have sex.

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 23:47

Giles says hello like Leslie Phillips.

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MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 23:44

The other Mary is Michael's sister. She's a lesbian, but no one in the family has ever talked about it. She lives miles away, managing a pub with her lover. She has a weight isue, and has never manages to find bras that fit properly.

UCM · 18/07/2007 23:42

Yep love, you are obviously a 'swinger'

sallystrawberry · 18/07/2007 23:41

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wishywotz · 18/07/2007 23:41

God I have Pampas grass. Really I have tried everything, burnig, hacking it. Do folk still beleive that.

OMG

UCM · 18/07/2007 23:40

Katie is a big boobed bird with lots of money who has called her first daughter 'Bunny'

She is a cunt.

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 23:40

And that the large pot pourri bowl on the table in the hall is often used as a "lucky dip" for the car keys at their swingers parties.

Perhaps this novel could be called "its always the quiet ones..."

sallystrawberry · 18/07/2007 23:38

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wishywotz · 18/07/2007 23:37

You do know this will be made into a a new best seller for the summer.

lol at name change

sallystrawberry · 18/07/2007 23:34

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moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 23:34

She does now.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 23:33

Isn't it weird that Evelyn doesn't know that Topher is in relationship with her long lost son?

EvelynMacMillanPeirson · 18/07/2007 23:32

My dress sense is perfectly suitable for one who moves in Royal Circles, I'll have you know!

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 23:30

Roy, the electrician came to do some work in Topher and Chesters flat, while Maureen was cleaning. Turns out Roy and Maureen grew up next door to each other in Victoria Street.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 23:30

But Evelyn is fine and she is loaded and drives home in a new BMW she enjoys eating her M&S sandwiches with Topher every day. She just has no dress sense and doesn't like birds!

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