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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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moodlumthehoodlum · 19/07/2007 10:02

Larry also dresses like a golf pro, drives an old old 5 series BMW and when he meets women of a certain age, says "enchante" and kisses their hand.

PinkMartini · 19/07/2007 10:02

Jackie is good fun and very funny but quite hard (you don't want to be on the wrong side of her)
She's an office institution but is not the office dragon as she's not that bothered about rules. No one is entirely sure what her job description is but she can help you with most things. She has a very gummy smile.
She goes to the Costa Brava on holiday and wears clothes that are five years too young for her.

Finbar · 19/07/2007 10:01

Ryan is too young to get married - but is doing so because his girlfriend told him they should.

They are both still pathologically attached to their families and spend all weekend with them. They can be very smug
He is shagging her friend

purplemonkeydishwasher · 19/07/2007 09:59

Mike is sporty. and dresses like a golf pro.

moodlumthehoodlum · 19/07/2007 09:57

Chester and Topher still aren't speaking. Topher is very huffy about this and has decided that he is going to splash out and take Evelyn M-P out for a long lunch, rather than the normal chicken caesar wrap he buys her...

purplemonkeydishwasher · 19/07/2007 09:57

Jackie has a chip on her shoulder. A BIG one.

PinkMartini · 19/07/2007 09:51

Dominique sounds French but isn't. (Her parents were convinced she was a boy and loved the name Dominic)

She works as an events co-ordinator which sounded glamourous but isn't and spends days poring over seating plans for events to which she will never be invited.

She wears red coats and jackets as she thinks it makes her jolly but she's actually really snippy on the phone and most of the people who speak to her are left with a bad taste in their mouth afterwards.

mrsmalaprop · 19/07/2007 09:45

Who doesn't Mavis have a cat? - She should have a cat!

mrsmalaprop · 19/07/2007 09:44

Gloria is a cabaret singer on the Northern club circuit. She is in her 50s, has a penchant for gold lame, wears a lot of faux gold jewellery and winks too much. She has been married 5 times, but her husbands were all complete shits. She likes to think of herself as 'a survivor'.

purplemonkeydishwasher · 19/07/2007 08:34

Nicole gets annoyed that hers is the chav name of choice lately.
She is married to Paul who DOES say " jsut reboot it"
They have a dog. And a Lexus.
But they live in a semi dodgy part of town.

fanella · 19/07/2007 08:32

Mitch is a 53 year old long distance lorry driver who rolls his own and has a tattoo of a long stemmed rose on his inner arm.

He has been married to June for 32 years and has five chidren with her.

He has also been living with Carol for 10 years and they have a son.

milfAKAmonkeymonkeymoomoo · 19/07/2007 08:26

Matt (short for Matthew benjamin, his parents were clergy folk) and Ad (Adam Luke) work in a local estate agents. Ad likes to surf at the weekends and they both go out after work on a Friday night changing out of their Burton suits into Topman jeans and jumpers.

Matt lives with his girlfriend Jo and Ad flat shares with some mates.

Gingerbear · 19/07/2007 00:50

It needs to be moved from chat otherwise it will disappear from the hallowed hall of fame.

Gingerbear · 19/07/2007 00:49

this is the funniest thread in a long time. Well overdue.
My name has been mentioned, and I am NOT impressed with your impressions of me!

sallystrawberry · 19/07/2007 00:44

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