Kelly was sentenced to two years in a youth detention facility for selling pirate DVDs during lunchtimes at the local high school.
She was only caught out when the Deputy Head (Ralph - wears Disney ties, keeps using the word 'cool'), complained that his copy of 'Debbie Does Darlington' didn't play properly.
The conversation was overheard by the school secretary (Karina - human version of a weasel with OCD), who informed the police.
But only after first establishing that Kelly was unwilling to give her a percentage of the profits.
Kelly spent 14 months in the detention centre. She was let out early because she pretended to find God, and she started a choir.
She is now dating Neville, who is training to be a priest, and whom she met when he came in to play the keyboards for her choir.
They have just got engaged.
Neville sends a percentage of his income to an orphanage in Zimbabwe.
It annoys Kelly a bit, but she hasn't said anything yet.
She also hasn't mentioned her previous run ins with the law, and her record of shoplifting, ABH, soliciting and burglary.
She thinks those things are best left unsaid until after the wedding.