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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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yeahinaminute · 19/07/2007 16:00

Krystelle used to work in TopShop but is now engaged to a Division 3 footballer and lives in a 3 bed detached new build with lots of chintz and her miniture schnauzer Dior and adorable baby Bailey ( but she really wanted a girl coz the clothes are nicer !)

Bouquetsofdynomite · 19/07/2007 15:59

Kay's DH works all the hours he can and she is very lonely. She tried to spice up her marriage with a heart-shaped bikini wax but by the time he had a chance to see it, it looked awful so she kept the lights off as usual.

bootsmonkey · 19/07/2007 15:58

Allegedly

bootsmonkey · 19/07/2007 15:58

Jo is a fuss budget. She is very eco-green and slightly hippy dippy. She was always well endowed and built for comfort until she discovered the joy of an exercise induced endorphin rush and is now built like a prop forward. Her DH misses her boobs which are now as sculpted and rock hard as Ms Beckhams.

MrsScavo · 19/07/2007 15:54

Baz the, social worker mentined earlier, is quite keen on Judy.

Carnoodleusfudge · 19/07/2007 15:53

Jim has bad teeth and spends too long in the vegetable patch. He has yellow net curtains.

Vulgar · 19/07/2007 15:51

Judy's living room smells of joss sticks and she almost never opens the curtains.

EscapeFrom · 19/07/2007 15:51

Amy has tiny tiny hands, and neat brown hair with a fringe. She is a wife, rather than a lover.

Louise is seriously uptight, owing to her overstrict upbringing - she walks like she has a broom up her arse.

Keith crack bad jokes and is over familiar with women due to misplaced lust, as he has never had a girlfriend and still lives with his dad. He has a red, sweaty face.

Vulgar · 19/07/2007 15:49

Hugo and Penny are spot on!

LoveAngel · 19/07/2007 15:48

Perhaps Muriel's bosom was buxom in her heyday. I dunno. Its hard to tell in those M&S minimiser bras.

Carnoodleusfudge · 19/07/2007 15:48

Is it not Eileen with the large bosom and a 40 a day habit?

She has her hair permed once a week by Maureen (who only wears pastels) when the OAP Wednesday morning offer is on.

ThisIsDavinaPleaseDoNotSwear · 19/07/2007 15:46

Tim wears flip flops, even in winter and his wife Sarah wears an old pair of Birkenstocks.

bootsmonkey · 19/07/2007 15:46

Hugo works in the city and has two children. He has a fear of disciplining them. He can't wait to pack them off to boarding school.

He, however loves BEING disciplined and has kept Penny in garden centre vouchers for YEARS

Vulgar · 19/07/2007 15:45

But surely Muriel has a large bosom (singular)?

Carnoodleusfudge · 19/07/2007 15:45

Muriel buys her "slacks" from the back of the Daily Telegraph

LoveAngel · 19/07/2007 15:43

My Muriel is very small and demure. She carries tissues in her handbag at all times and sucks mints. Murray mints, actually.

IntergalacticWalrus · 19/07/2007 15:43

Bev has a bubble perm and blonde highlights, although she hasn't had them done in a whuikle so looks like a racoon

She drives a Vauxhall Tigra and gets her acrylic nails done twice a week

MrsScavo · 19/07/2007 15:41

Bex is let down by her shoes, which need replacing, IMO.

MrsScavo · 19/07/2007 15:40

Paulette works in a launderette. Actually it's a little place that does your ironing for you. Paulette loves it cos she can natter all day.

Vulgar · 19/07/2007 15:39

Muriel is a big beast of a woman.

Vulgar · 19/07/2007 15:38

Tara buys designer handbags and has to show them off to you
(in case you hadn't noticed)

TaLcYo · 19/07/2007 15:38

elaine likes to teach aromatherapy
she says pacifically instead of specifically

Vulgar · 19/07/2007 15:37

Bex also wears black polyester suits from Next which show off her slim figure.

Vulgar · 19/07/2007 15:34

Bex drives a white Vauxall Nova with a "Babe on board sticker" with pink fluff round it.

She wears glasses and has brown hair pulled back into tight ponytail.

PinkMartini · 19/07/2007 15:34

Clive SO doen't need a Blackberry.
He calls it a raspberry and thinks it's funny.

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