If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

Addison is Saffie's longterm on again off again boyfriend. When they fight he likes to clean round the rim of the toilet with her toothbrush and then put it back in the holder.

What about Addison? (M)

Saffie is obsessively clean. She has to be in control but actually could do with a damn good shag from someone just like Dexter.

Isn't that why she fancies him?

Dexter is a reporter. He has a huge crush on his female editor but for reasons unknown, will never tell her. His editor is called Saffie and actually fancies Dexter too even though he's 'a bit of rough'

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Time reference needed please

What about Dexter?

Janey is married to Keith. She works for charity and he does 'something in insurance'. Janey likes to re-decorate every year because 'it looks so tatty' Keith grumbles but lets her because it means he can get away with going down to the pub every night without being nagged.

Penny does catering for the well to do from her kitchen - which is tiny.

Her children are fed up with eating fish and chips whilst their mum whips up salmon en croute and pavlova for the folks in The Avenue

Cam is a bit wan from all the time spent cataloguing in the picture basement and too many late nights at Apt 195 on the King's Road with her flatmates Teula and Strawbs.

Roger is engaged in a boundary distpute with his neighbour over a foetid ditch and thinks his barrister will reduce his fee because the case is so interesting. He won't.

Caroline has highlighted hair, a gold bracelet and strong forearms.

Cam - Camilla to her mother - is in a bit of a fluster. Rufus someone or other has just come in to buy the catalogue for the English paintings sale next week and although he was a bit older he had a certain glint in his eye and no doubt in his wallet too if he is thinking of buying at that sale.

Cam thinks he looked as though he should be married but no wedding ring. She could ditch Olivier - the French thing no longer has the ring of mystery and glamour it once did and find someone to support her for a change.

Cam muses in this.

Bob

Sheds tear

ah damn - teach me to write a long post about Rafe without refreshing first

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Rafe fancies Freya as well.

He has an English degree and a TEFL qualification but is too laid back to get a proper job and is working in Nero because he gets to plug his iPod into the shop's sound system and play his own mixes.

He lives in a squalid flat in Clapham that his grandfather bought in the 1920s which would be worth a fortune now. He still has long hair and says 'man'.

In two years his uncle will offer him a share in his organic farming business and he will move to Wales to make sausages.

Bob is at a bit of a loose end to be honest. He finished decroating the hall last week and, well, the whole house is looking spick and span. People comment on it - "Oo you are keeping the house nice. Lindy would be so proud". But what else is he supposed to do?

It's been three years since Lindy, well, Lindy went. In the end it was her heart but until that year she had been as fit as a fiddle. They had so many plans and now he has nothing.

He has been brave. He can run up a rather good fish pie and at Christmas he had the neighbours in for a sherry. He enjoys visiting the family and that but it is the day to day that is hard to fill. People were very kind in the begining - inviting him to tea, some friends even invited him along to their sons house in the Dordogne - and very nice it was too. But it is the monotony of everyday when the whole world is rushing to do stuff and meet people. All he want is his Lindy back.

Pippa is an enthusiastic whippet thin SAHM with three Boden kids. She is the envy of all the Mums at her childrens school. However what they don't know is that she is addicted to slimming pills because her husband, Rufus - a 'managemnet consultantt - has slept with most of the young PAs in his office in London.

Rafe would be two thirds of the way through his drama degree if he hadn't had to repeat the first year. He like to wear women's belts and air kisses his female friends, insisting he is so gay, but the thought of actual sex with an actual man gives him the heebie jeebies.

Instead, he likes to cop a feel of his podgy friend Hazel's tits and arse, hiding behind the irony, all the while harbouring a burning crush on her.

He can't ask her out though - she's 3 stone overweight and female - his career would be in tatters before it got off the ground.

Derick sings tenor. He always wants to do 'The dream of Gerontius' but there aren't enough men. In his 'off bars' he fantisises about ravishing Gewn, but is worried that he would crush her glasses

Iestyn lives with his mum and dad and spends all his free time playing interminable dungeons and dragons type games and their respective forums on the net. He's quite popular with his net buddies but none of them would ever be brave enough meet up irl. Bogden from lower down is one of them and is well-known for always going that little bit too far.

Gwen and Peggy go caravanning together but it is hard for Gwen because of Mum.

She is only ever known as Mum to all Gwen's family and friends. But Freshfields is a lovely care home and they don't skimp on the custard.

(were we once in the same choral soc?????)