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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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nomdeplume · 19/07/2007 21:03

Amelia turns a blind eye as she has always found Hugo's lovemaking technique lacking

nomdeplume · 19/07/2007 21:01

Amelia has been married to Hugo for 15 years. He is a banker with a penchant for blue and white striped shirts, she is a dumpy sloane with a fondness for upturned collars and padded alice bands.

They live in a Cath Kidston haven of a Cotswold pile with their twins, Eliza and George. Eliza spends most of her time at Pony Club. George is the captain of the rugby team.

Amelia persuaded Hugo to buy the house, which he never really liked. He agreed so long as he could keep a 'pied-a-terre' in London where he meets up with Monique for his twice weekly golden shower

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OliviaMumsnet · 19/07/2007 20:59

Olivia is blonde and is very nice and everybody loves her.

Just to let you know we'll move this to other subjects when (if?) it drops off active convos so it's not deleted.

DANCESwithDumbledore · 19/07/2007 20:53

Jinny is on the PTA, she loves to think she's 'in' with the school. She is a great source of gossip but anyone with a real secrets or problems avoid her cheery onslaughts like the plague.

ELF1981 · 19/07/2007 20:40

Also PMSL over the ones of my daughter name!

ELF1981 · 19/07/2007 20:38

PMSL at the "Emma" description.

Not plump nurses but deffo cannot be arsed with making an effort with clothes. And yes, dependable and will pick up your kids if you are stuck at the vets.

LOL at this.

Carnoodleusfudge · 19/07/2007 20:33

Oliver's parents are Roger & Caroline.

He knows Amelia thinks that Caroline's hair is cheap and that his dad's hilarious storis about the boudary dispute bore her to tears but he does not know what to do. And they will insist on treating them to a Berni Meal when they meet up.

CalifrauniusFudge · 19/07/2007 20:32

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Sheherazadethegoat · 19/07/2007 20:29

oliver's real name is colin he married amelia whom he met while studying fine art. he grew up in slough but has learnt to laugh when people talk about desert or toilets and cringes when his parents visit.

nomdeplume · 19/07/2007 20:29

pmsl

Carnoodleusfudge · 19/07/2007 20:28

Maurice can't have children.
There was The Accident (a printer - that's why he moved into photocopiers) that nobody talks about.

nomdeplume · 19/07/2007 20:27

What Mandy doesn't know is that Tanya is secretly envious of her because she knows she will never have children. Her career comes first.

Carnoodleusfudge · 19/07/2007 20:26

Tanya offered her wedding dress to Mandy "Just in case".

Tanya is size 10.
Mandy is size 18.

nomdeplume · 19/07/2007 20:25

fudge - for Mandy

DANCESwithDumbledore · 19/07/2007 20:23

Maurice is the photocopier repairman. He is Wayne's brother. He's always been his mum's favourite, especially since he married Tanya who is an estate agent with Savill and Dunne and is therefore 'reet posh'. Mandy hates Tanya.

nomdeplume · 19/07/2007 20:23

Wayne's twin brother, Kevin, works in MacDonalds and still has terrible acne and a stutter.

Barry, their dad, is a London cabbie. Sheila, his wife, is addicted to home shopping channels and has a little dog.

Carnoodleusfudge · 19/07/2007 20:22

Mandy has saved up nearly £300 over the past few years incase Wayne ever asks her to marry him. She keeps it in the box of "poncy" herbal tbags she once bought. She will use it for a dress and some nice outfits for the kids.

Carnoodleusfudge · 19/07/2007 20:19

Jim's drool can fuse the photocopier

nomdeplume · 19/07/2007 20:18

Wayne works at Kwik Fit, still in the same job he got when he left school 15 years ago. He lives with Mandy, who is a part time nail technician. They have 3 children, Wesley, Crystal and Wayne Jnr. They will never marry, although Mandy is desperate for him to ask her.

DANCESwithDumbledore · 19/07/2007 20:17

TOO weird - I had Addison based in NY in my mind

DANCESwithDumbledore · 19/07/2007 20:16

Mindy is Addison's sister. She fancies Dexter and has taken to visiting her 'beloved nearly sister-in-law' at work in short skirts and no knickers. This is wasted on Dexter who never notices but Jim, the 'little person' in the office can be seen grinning and drooling for hours after she leaves.

Carnoodleusfudge · 19/07/2007 20:16

Addison is from USA.
He likes to work out and check his stock options on an hourly basis. Saffie isn't really anything serious - just a fling whilst he is over here. She can sometimes be a bit demanding so he cools it off.

moodlumthehoodlum · 19/07/2007 20:15

This thread has got even funnier than when I left it at 12am this morning (but those two things aren't connected..) Hilarious.

How can we save The Funniest Thread Ever from deletion into cyberspace in 88 days time?

DANCESwithDumbledore · 19/07/2007 20:14
Grin
Carnoodleusfudge · 19/07/2007 20:13