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It will be the second Royal Wedding of the year for the Playmobil people in our house...

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SoMuchToBits · 11/10/2018 15:01

Tomorrow Princess Juliet will be marrying Mr Peregrine Banksbrook. The ceremony will take place at Ruggington Cathedral because let's face it we don't have any other Playmobil churches and will be conducted by the Archbishop of Ruggington, assisted by the Dean of Lowbeach-on-Sea, with an address given by the Bishop of Highbath, the Right Reverend Balthazar Browne.

The ceremony will be followed by a carriage procession, and a reception in the grounds of Roundwood palace.

In Ruggington, the streets are being cleaned ready for tomorrow.

It will be the second Royal Wedding of the year for the Playmobil people in our house...
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Poisondartfrog · 11/10/2018 19:35

But will the Clooneys be going? If so do you have a very tall playmobil person in a yellow frock and a hat big enough to cause an eclipse?

FuzzyCustard · 11/10/2018 19:32

Oh hurrah! I care nothing for the "real" wedding, but the Playmo one is very special. Thank you.

GlitteryFluff · 11/10/2018 19:01

Love these threads! Bravo OP.

SoMuchToBits · 11/10/2018 18:57

Grin Aviator

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AviatorShades · 11/10/2018 18:53

Bet those sniffer dogs will be working hard.As well as drugs much loved by some of the younger family members,wonder if they'll sniff out the strings of sausages the porkier family members might have secreted about their persons while the ceremonies drag on,to sustain them?

SoMuchToBits · 11/10/2018 18:47

No Sylvanians, but plenty of Playmo guests! My ds was never into Sylvanians, so we don't have any.

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SoMuchToBits · 11/10/2018 18:46

Those at work will have to see if they can catch it on their mobile phones or something! I took the precaution of booking tomorrow off work, so I can post the royal wedding thread. For the one in May, I was sadly working all day, and had to post everything in the evening when I got home.

I saw a bit of the wedding on tv (some patients on my hospital ward were watching, and it overlapped with my lunch break) but had to see the rest on iPlayer about 4 days later!

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MrsMoastyToasty · 11/10/2018 18:44

Are any Sylvanian family members attending?

ForalltheSaints · 11/10/2018 18:41

What will those at work do?

SoMuchToBits · 11/10/2018 18:41

There will be music Katisha (are you a G & S fan by any chance?), all will be revealed tomorrow!

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Leeds2 · 11/10/2018 18:40

Street party is good. As long as there is lots of fizz!

Is there a gantry for the commentary team? And who will be doing the commentating?

Dontfeellikeamillenial · 11/10/2018 18:39

But have you got a farm shop?

Katisha · 11/10/2018 18:38

What music are they having at the service? Is there an orchestra or a cellist or anything?

SoMuchToBits · 11/10/2018 18:36

leeds, no, but there may well be a street party going on in Lowbeach-on-Sea...

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Leeds2 · 11/10/2018 18:35

Have commoners been invited to celebrate in the grounds of the Cathedral?

elephantoverthehill · 11/10/2018 18:33

Goody, goody gum drops another playmobil wedding photo doc.

SoMuchToBits · 11/10/2018 18:31

Haha, no! The bride's Uncle Redwald and Aunt Ethel and Aunt Alfreda and Uncle Osric will all be attending. She doesn't have any step aunts/uncles.

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MrsTommyBanks · 11/10/2018 18:29

Ooooh I love these threads. Thank you @SoMuchToBits

MargaretDribble · 11/10/2018 18:28

Have you got a Primary school harvest festival planned for the step auntie of the bride to attend?

PhilomenaButterfly · 11/10/2018 18:24

No, we haven't got any sinister Lego City police. We have got Batman. He's fairly sinister.

SoMuchToBits · 11/10/2018 18:23

The Playmo police have some scary uniforms and all carry guns, but they still all smile cheerfully throughout every situation! Grin

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EarlyModernParent · 11/10/2018 18:20

Philomena, I hope you've got lots of the sinister Lego City police to do the security...

ApolloandDaphne · 11/10/2018 18:18

Flask of tea i think. It will be cold.

PhilomenaButterfly · 11/10/2018 18:17

I'm still sulking that DS 28 didn't do a Lego version of the last Royal Wedding! 😠 DD 11 said she would, but she doesn't have enough Lego. Tomorrow I might ask the school caretaker, another Adult Fan Of Lego, if he'll do it. 😆

SoMuchToBits · 11/10/2018 18:07

Don't forget the flask of tea! Wink Or will it be a bottle of bubbly and some plastic glasses?

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