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Next door are having a massive fight about google

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GingerFrogs · 28/09/2018 19:50

Screaming and shouting and swearing.

Something about "your not even fucking signed into google"

Walls are really thin.

What's the strangest fight you've heard?

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TheSheepofWallSt · 28/09/2018 20:28

@tootrue

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rebelworld · 28/09/2018 20:28

Hg

TooTrueToBeGood · 28/09/2018 20:27

The Royal Lancers are a cavalry regiment of the British Army.

Which begs the question, how the hell was he planning to get his horse up the drainpipe?

cricketmum84 · 28/09/2018 20:27

My neighbour once screamed, shouted and then punched her bf in the face in the middle of the street because he wouldnt clean out her "fucking rabbits". Delightful. We had a mini street party when they moved!

MongerTruffle · 28/09/2018 20:23

TheSheep The Royal Lancers are a cavalry regiment of the British Army.

HouseOfGingerbread · 28/09/2018 20:22

Neighbour arguing with his wife and daughter about how many people they could fit in their car. He was insistent that no cars had space for more than two people on the backseat and had to be shown the three seatbelts before he conceded.

WakeUpSlow · 28/09/2018 20:07

My neighbour was raging at her partner the other day because he broke her plant and it had cost her £25. She was shouting at him for a good half an hour, couldn't hear him at all!

TheSheepofWallSt · 28/09/2018 20:04

I once heard neighbours a few doors down, rowing with their neighbours on the far side from me.
Neighbour A is in their garden- neighbour B in their house- I assume hanging out of the window.

Neighbour A - what do you mean keep it fucking down?!
Neighbour B- (indistinguishable)
Neighbour A- it’s summer! It’s saturday! I’m having a fucking drink!
Neighbor B - (indistinguishable)
Neighbour A - you call who you fucking want! I’ll shinny up your fucking drainpipe and talk to them my bastard self! I used to be in the Lancers you know!

To this day I don’t get the Lancers thing.
It sounds dreadful (and was at the time), but A and B were generally friendly.

SquatsThoughtYouSaidShots · 28/09/2018 19:58

I don't know what the fight was about as I was upstairs at the time and although I could hear it couldn't hear what was being said, but it ended in both making animal noises at each other for about 15 mins.

blackteaplease · 28/09/2018 19:57

I don't think I've overheard anything as random as that. But the biggest disagreement DH and I have ever had was about the timeline of terminator vs the order of the films. It went on for ages and was only solved by googling.

CaptainCorrigan · 28/09/2018 19:55

Neighbour was having an argument with 'Alexa' which I can only assume was one of those speaker things. He sounded pretty furious though Grin

blamethecat · 28/09/2018 19:55

Maybe they should ask jeeves?

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GingerFrogs · 28/09/2018 19:51

It's escalating massively ones saying you have to sign in, the other saying you don't. "I saw you do it youre a fucking liar and a cunt" And someone else is screaming shut the fuck up at both of them.

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