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I stormed off ineffectively

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Justask · 27/08/2018 14:10

I am totally BU.

On holiday and so drunk last night I tried to storm off but I couldn't work out how to leave the pool area of the hotel and just walked around the pool repeatedly, getting more cross with every circuit.

I am a total knob, please tell me IABU 😁

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flowerythorns · 27/08/2018 14:23

Oh god I can't stop laughing.

My mum tried to storm off from my dad after some mundane tiff. She had to go back for her handbag.

It makes me laugh every time I think about it.

MurunBuchstansagur · 27/08/2018 14:23

I tried to storm off OUT of a pool once. DH had splashed me. I loathe being splashed. So I tried to flounce. Unfortunately it turns out that it’s impossible to flounce effectively in water. It ends up too slow motion to be dramatic enough.

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 27/08/2018 14:22

Have to say the thought of you drunkenly circuiting the pool has made me chuckle... Never mind, chuck it in the fuck it bucket.

GreatDuckCookery6211 · 27/08/2018 14:21
Grin
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Justask · 27/08/2018 14:21

I'm so glad it's not just me 😂

I deserved to fall in the pool but I didn't unfortunately!

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GreatDuckCookery6211 · 27/08/2018 14:18

At least you didn't end up IN the pool OP! Wink

InDubiousBattle · 27/08/2018 14:18

Our family home when I was a teenager had these lovely, heavy solid wood doors. They looked great but they couldn't be slammed, in fact the harder you tried to slam them the slower they glided shut. I had many teenage tantrums end with me trying to slam the door, failing, trying again, failing again, then slowly pulling the door to about an inch from being shut, then slamming it. I was honestly such a knob.

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Justask · 27/08/2018 14:16

I don't even know what I was storming off from or why I was cross.

I am a dickhead, but it is very funny!

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NotUmbongoUnchained · 27/08/2018 14:13

I stormed off from someone once and slipped over and twisted my knee Grin

Porridgeprincess · 27/08/2018 14:13

You were BU but it is a new day and hopefully all brushed under the carpet lol

GreatDuckCookery6211 · 27/08/2018 14:12

Oh dear. Who were storming off from?

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