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Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

346 replies

morningpaper · 23/05/2007 20:14

So let's chat and add our tickers. First person to say the word "arse" is disqualified.

How was your day?


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BABY NO 1 is FOUR YEARS and 245 days old
BABY NO 2 is 20 months and 12 days old

It has been 45 HOURS since I was last chased out of town with a PITCHFORK

I last OVULATED 3 days ago

It has been FOUR MONTHS since I last cleaned my Mooncup properly


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OP posts:
rhubarb90 · 24/05/2007 20:41

LMAO DS has just come in asking what I'm cackling at.

SueBaroo · 24/05/2007 18:37

WelshjellyBelly, you are a naughty girl. I shall give him entirely the wrong idea if i mention ring toss...

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Cutesey Wootsey Wifey Bifey of the 9 inch Mammoth man my true wub

Next baby due in 10 yrs 3 months and 6 days

Blandmum · 24/05/2007 18:21

1 Hour and 22 minutes since my last bowel movement.

40 minutes until my first beer.

sobiteme · 24/05/2007 18:17

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Twiglett · 24/05/2007 18:11

Holy c'moly I've been taking the michael for a couple of days and just visited for the first time

I am now that none of my made-up tickers can be anywhere near as barftastic as the real mccoy

The Best of Me revolving pictures of fat ug'y baby in various outfits

The chuckly-wuckly is 6 months, 2 days and 4 hours old

poppy34 · 24/05/2007 17:55

This thread may be a llittle mean but has really made me laugh...

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187 days until my little angel arrives

3 years 279 days since I married my SOULMATE (little hearts ticker)

yellow ribbon plus sarah's law ticker

divastrop · 24/05/2007 17:50

that didnt work
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PeppermintStick · 24/05/2007 17:50

OMG!!! So sorry hun ((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))

xxxxx

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7 days since I jumped on a ticker bandwagon.

3 hours since I last saw a new good cause ribbon I could add to my ticker

30 minutes since I last photoshopped my average child into a new soft-focus, love heart surrounded montage

divastrop · 24/05/2007 17:48

where are your tickers,ladies?((((hugs)))))
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WelshJellyBelly · 24/05/2007 17:41

no thats made me even more intrigued

do you hire him out for throw the hoop games

SueBaroo · 24/05/2007 17:39

WelshjellyBelly, erm well it scared the pants off me on our wedding night, shall we leave it there?

SueBaroo · 24/05/2007 17:37

Sixofone, I'm shocked. shocked I tell you!

WelshJellyBelly · 24/05/2007 17:37

how enormous is this schlong

sorry that wasnt a very net mums thing to say

ah who cares i wanna know

Fubsy · 24/05/2007 17:35

I went on that site once out of interest.... fled screaming! How can anyone really be that fluffy?

WelshJellyBelly · 24/05/2007 17:35

i sud have this hung around my neck lol

SueBaroo · 24/05/2007 17:34

I can't quite believe they have such incredibly prominent pictures of their dcs. I know some people have them here, but they don't have a big flashing chart with their D.O.B and the size nappy they wear, ffs.

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Nasty Bitchy Wife to the Prince with the enormous schlong

Mama to peachipoo-snuggle-huns, born 3/5/06, NI number HR 44 56 47 D

divastrop · 24/05/2007 17:32

i am so this thread is still going.it gives me something to live for.

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day 34 of 28 day cycle

3 HOURS since i last did a PREGNANCY TEST

2 HOURS 55 MINUTES since i screamed 'yipee!!'in a public convenience.

my period will arrive TOMORROW or it will be

3 DAYS untill i get arrested for killing an old granny who queue jumps in tesco.

'if you're going to kill yourself,you might as well enjoy it'

WelshJellyBelly · 24/05/2007 17:28

he's only 17 behave

Sixofone · 24/05/2007 17:18

Oooh...if you scroll down about 4 post on the NM's coffee house thread posted by JellyBelly, there is a post from AliG (right) and if you look at her ticker, there's a half decent bloke on it!!

I quite fancy George!

Maybe tickers aren't sooooo bad after all!

Katy44 · 24/05/2007 17:14

ROFL
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BABY NO 1 is 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours and 40 minutes

It has been FAR TOO LONG since I last changed a nappy
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LieselVentouse · 24/05/2007 16:59

my ticker

mrsmalumbas · 24/05/2007 16:55

Oh you ladeees are sooo funny, you really make me larf - got to go, must get to Iceland before it closes I'm all out of prawn rings. Love you honey bunch, big hugs with tongues XXX Shazza

DD1 is 8 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours and 27 seconds she likes Bratz dolls, body piercing and strongbow cider

DD2 is 2 years, 4 months, and oh sod it my ticker is not working anyway she enjoys going begging down the pub and has a permanently snotty nose

DH has done a runner with a thai lapdancer but I know he will be back 'cos we are soulmates me and 'im oh yes which is why I let him make those videos of me giving him a blow job.

sniff · 24/05/2007 16:53

haha I went to look to and I found a ticker called "our little reason for being" I know its bitchy to laugh but I cant help it

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its to long since I joined momsnet

Its 12 seconds since I realised I could care about tickers

its 10 seconds since I found out I wouldnt know what to put on them

WelshJellyBelly · 24/05/2007 16:52

www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/viewtopic.php?t=141754&highlight=mumsnet

beware the tickers n pictures

LieselVentouse · 24/05/2007 16:51

I know thats cause theyre all copycats. Bet you they dont have a smells like teen spirit thread

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