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Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

346 replies

morningpaper · 23/05/2007 20:14

So let's chat and add our tickers. First person to say the word "arse" is disqualified.

How was your day?


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BABY NO 1 is FOUR YEARS and 245 days old
BABY NO 2 is 20 months and 12 days old

It has been 45 HOURS since I was last chased out of town with a PITCHFORK

I last OVULATED 3 days ago

It has been FOUR MONTHS since I last cleaned my Mooncup properly


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Nemo2007 · 23/05/2007 20:51

Hi all
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I have lost 5lbs..only 600 stone till my target

I have 3 demons who thankfully are asleep

I hate my DH

I last went on holiday 4 wks ago

I last had sex..........who burloody knows!!!

wurlywurly · 23/05/2007 20:51

ARSE

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30 seconds since I was removed from this thread.

MerryMarigold · 23/05/2007 20:50

You lot are so hilairious . My day is beter for you entertraining me.

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It has been 1 YEAR AND ELEVEN MONTHS since I failed my GSCE English

Snaf · 23/05/2007 20:50

Nannyogg, I'm going to send you some babydust anyway ((((((hugs))))) hope your day gets better soon.

Put your feet up and have a glass of wine, everyone - especially you, www

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2 weeks since last bowel movement

2 sachets of Senokot remaining in pack

mishw · 23/05/2007 20:50

laughing too hard to add anything!!

ThisIsDavinaPleaseDoNotSwear · 23/05/2007 20:48

Awwwwww Oggsfrogs Welcome Babes! (((((HUGS)))))

My next antidepressant is due in 3 hours and 15 minutes 21 seconds

3 days to go before my next amalgam filling

I go out less times then the rubbish

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morningpaper · 23/05/2007 20:47

Oooh it's nearly bedtime

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It has been SEVEN YEARS since my last Confession

It has been EIGHT DAYS since one of my children was sick

The price of petrol is 96.8p per gallon

It has been FIVE YEARS and EIGHT MONTHS since I last had a bowel movement in a room by myself

It has been SIX DAYS since I last masturbated

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tombley · 23/05/2007 20:46

Oh dear God - you are not joking are you? I just went over for a look. Blimey Charlie (staying with the netmums feel).

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It has been 35 minutes since angel two bit angel one

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It has been 34.5 minutes since angel one smashed angel two over the head with her twirling baton
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It will be 2 hours till darling gorgeous husband returns from A&E with angel two.
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Insert fuzzy weirdy repeating photo of my two angels here.
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Racers · 23/05/2007 20:46

snort

oggsfrog · 23/05/2007 20:45

Hi everyone ((((((Hugs))))))I'm a newbie.

How do I get my tickers to work?

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Baby no 1 is 46 years and 765 days old
Baby no 2 is a meerkat

iT Is

It is 6 MINUTES since I joined you LOVELY ladies here On Tickertasticbuddynet

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morningpaper · 23/05/2007 20:43

Can't wait until tomorrow because I'm at work all day

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Last night I got out of bed 21 TIMES

I have FOUR pairs of slipper

My contraceptive of choice is the DIAPHRAGM

There are 18 MONTHS until the American Presidential Elections

"Babies laughter is the sound of fairies peeing on the floor!" (or similar)

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WideWebWitch · 23/05/2007 20:41

Wine, did someone say wine? I love a nice drop of Liebfraumlch!!!!!!!

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I have eaten 34,000 calories today

It has been TWO HOURS since I told anyone to fuck off

and TWO days since I last called anyone a cunt

Twiglett · 23/05/2007 20:40

Morningpaper .. yohoo sweetie .. where did you get that picture? OMG OMG sooo funny .. I almost peed my pants I laughed so hard and Kevin came downstairs to see what I was laughing at .. but being a man he just doesn't get it

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4 hours 3 minutes till my next bowel movement

If the world gives you lemons, make lemonade

funnypeculiar · 23/05/2007 20:40

roffling

DS is OLDER than when I last checked
DD is probably HALF WAY up the stairs
It is 10 MINUTES since I told dh I was off to do some work whilst he tidied up

MissGolightly · 23/05/2007 20:40

hugs to all

BABY NO 1 is younger than the cat but not as old as its fleas.

It has been 2 HOURS 48 MINUTES since the baby shat on the living room floor.

It has been 1 DAY 3 HOURS 12 MINUTES since the cat shat on the living room floor.

It has been 5 HOURS 22 MINUTES since the baby peed on the bedroom floor.

It has been 12 HOURS 4 MINUTES since the cat was sick in the kitchen.

[insert pair of yellow rubber gloves here]

ThisIsDavinaPleaseDoNotSwear · 23/05/2007 20:40

I am trying to add to this post, but am laughing too hard

LoveAngel · 23/05/2007 20:39

Oh this is Cruel. Cruel. CRUEL, I say!!!!!!

But oh so fucking hilariously funny.

Whizzz · 23/05/2007 20:38

It's been 7 hours and 15 days since you took your love away

I was only 24 hours from Tulsa

There are 3 steps to heaven

nannyogg · 23/05/2007 20:37

It has been a bit muggy here today. It will b nicer tomorrow. how r things with u?

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only baby is 2 years and a few months and a few days old

It has been three hours since I started feeling broody

It has been 2 and a half hours since baby had a tantrum and I stopped feeling broody.

It has been 3 minutes since I started feeling broody again.

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morningpaper · 23/05/2007 20:35
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Snaf · 23/05/2007 20:35

Awww, (((((hugs)))) islandofsodor. Are you having a bad day, hun? Put your feet up and have a glass of wine

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It is 157 days since I last had sex

Only another 10 years until I earn enough to afford a poxy 2-bed flat above a shop, maybe

Ds has had 4 tantrums today

5 months since I cleaned out my Mooncup properly

Twiglett · 23/05/2007 20:34

I forgot one

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I'm pink therefore I'm spam

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morningpaper · 23/05/2007 20:34

NO POSTING WITHOUT TICKERS

oh sorry, shouting not v. Netmumsy

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It has been 32 MINUTES since I last looked up NAKED MEN on Google Images

I have drunk 72 UNITS of alcohol this week

It has been 97 DAYS since I last kissed DH with tongues

Quote XXJXWV to get £15 off your Tesco Delivery

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Twiglett · 23/05/2007 20:33

hello honey-doveys how are you all

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I have children? 7 hours 24 minutes since I remembered where I put them.

If the Lord is my shepherd does that mean I go well with mint sauce?

WigWamBam · 23/05/2007 20:33

Christmas? Nooooo!
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It has been TWENTY MINUTES since the cat last brought in a dead bird.

It has been 18 AND A HALF MINUTES since she was banished to the shed

It will be 24 MINUTES until dh gets home and deals with the resultant carnage

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