Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

hi newbies. gr8 2 c u all. what ave yous all been up2? later babes (((((hugs)))))

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baby 1 is 3 months and 2 days old

we have been weaning for 1 month

[insert large moving photomontage thing including wedding photos, graduation photo plus 4d scan photos and many, many, baby photos]

[insert large glittery text of my real name plus large X]

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My little fairy-cake-baker is 1 year and 24 days.

His daddy is coming out to his parents in 3 weeks, 4 days and 3 hours.

I am in Denial.

Awww Snaff, (((((HUGS)))) back at'cha. xxxxx

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It has been 1 hour since baby fell asleep on the couch.

I am going to bed in 1 hour.

I will be refusing sex in about 2 hours.

It has been 2 minutes since I had a chocolate hob nob.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.

PMSL

Aw, (((((((Hugs)))))) back to you Davina (You don't mind if I call you Davina do you Hun)

Still seem to be having trouble with these dratted tickers.

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It is 45 FEET since I last ate chicken

My favourite food is 6 YEARS ago

It has been 7 SECONDS since I last waxed my legs

iT IS 25 DAYS since I LAST pOLISHED MY SUITCASE

< INSERT SPARKLY PICTURE OF SPACE/TIME CONTINUUM >

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NKF did you miss my contaversial thread last week then??

I don't even know this website but that made me laugh. More please.

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I am 5 weeks, 3 days and 1 hour pregnant

It is 28 minutes since I last checked my knickers.

getting my NM and MN confused

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Baby 1 is 7 years and 361 days
baby 2 is 2 years and 364 days

3 days til my period.
5 minutes til I have to redo my eyeliner

Hello, I'm new!

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It's been four minutes since I last decided Tickettastic.com was more interesting that revision

It is twelve days until I fail my exams because of the interweb

My li'l angel is three years two months six days twelve hours and twenty four minutes old

and is in a different county

< me looking up at the webcam to disguise multiple chins >

< something sparkly and animated that looks like a scrotum but can't be surely? >

Oooh I forgot to say (((((((hugs)))))))) to all , must be the wine. hic.

It has been 5 years since my last alcohol free day
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It will be 8 minutes before DH finds the last of the vodka I've hidden behind the curtains.

Insert pic of me looking sloshed as usual.
Insert picture of eeyore being cutely sad.
Insert the tel no of AA here.

PMSL this is more like it. Classic MN. I'm not witty enough to come up with one but this is priceless.

kissy bunnies

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Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars

298 seconds since I was last pedantic

Aw hun, sorry to hear that

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Ds has spent 295 precious days in childcare

Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get.

[picture of dog in sunglasses]

How are you fluffy bunnikins? (((hugs))))

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I have put my children in front of FIFTEEN hours of tv today

We are down to our last THIRTY Fruit Shoots

Only ONE day to go to my frontal lobotomy!!!!

No no Wurly, we are all NM mums here, remember? Blowing some love your way....

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Angel number one is snoring like a drunk at christmas

Angel number two is a twinkle in his daddy's eye. Awwwwwww.

do you think I can get away with chatting while dh peels 20 shallots?
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1 min since i unloaded the dishwasher
10 secs since I loaded the dishwasher

2 days since my nipples started hurting
1 day and 1 hour and 45 seconds since I checked my coil was in place

insert glitterey yellow bow
4 large pictures of dc.
and pouting one of me

you realise this is gonna get us all into HUGE trouble
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BABY NO 1 is 3 years and blah blah days old

BABY NO 2 is 5 weeks and 5 days old and asleep on my lap cos he won't let me put him down

I cant believe how negative all you MN mums are i'm going to flouncy back to NM where they are all cute and cuddly
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245 days since my last anal probe

Comments on devestating news piece designed to bring tears to any parent's eye (such as Darfur etc), completely missing the ironic juxtaposition of my tickers

19 weeks pregnant with baby no 3, only 141 days till my fanny is ripped in two

Baby 2 is 3 years, 5 months and 3 days

Baby 1 is 18 years, 7 months and 21 days

Life is a bowl of cherries, don't choke on the stones

oooh sorry forgot the "XXXXXXXXXX" to you all.

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23 minutes since my last shag
11 minutes since my last vodka

I don't drink any wine with an alcohol content of more than 7%

[huge bulletin board with 12 fuzzy photos of an unidentified child peering into a camera with different amounts of snot coming out of its nose in each shot]

PROUD TO BE A SAHM MUM WHO GOES OUT TO WORK (imagine a pink glittery border please)

hugs to all the huns

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I have weed on 14 pregnancy tests today

14 were negative

dh will be back from the chemist with more in 7 minutes

It has cost us 89 pounds so far

I am on CD 22 (is it too early to test?)

[inset bizarre bubble type writing of my son's name with associated tiny twee fairies and pixies]