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Your grans classics

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DeepFatFriar · 08/06/2018 12:37

Classics your gran has come out with?
Mine:

(When smoking by the front door):
"Come in off the street for godsake girl, you look like a prostitute"
And:
"Don't you WANT to be attractive?"

AnyaMumsnet · 13/06/2018 16:06

Hi everyone,

This thread has had a few nominations for classics, so we're moving it there now.

JenMumsnet · 09/06/2018 22:29

My DH GM was from Aberdeen. Depending on which relative you ask, one of the last things she said to DH GF was "Ye're aye at the Erse-End ay a'thing!" ( You're always at the tail-end of everything).
I personally prefer the version: "Ye're aye at the Arse-hole ay a'thing!"
Also of note - her take on recent berievement: "Aye...that sudden death's a Sair Yin!"

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