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Original poster

AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

258 replies

Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:26

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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BrutusMcDogface · 20/04/2018 20:52

Bloody fucking Nora. A 16 year old in that?! She might as well go out starkers.

Bagadverts · 20/04/2018 20:50

Shock.
Pattern type: solid ????

hdh747 · 20/04/2018 20:49

Stick that in the washer with a couple of pairs of tights and unravelling the lot could be a whole new hobby.

You did make me LOL LittleMissNaice

SunnyLikeThursday · 20/04/2018 20:48

Yikes!

MrsMogginsMinge · 20/04/2018 20:48

Holy shitballs it’s a bit short for something incompatible with knickers. If you wore it out you’d end up plopping your minge straight down on the barstool. And god forbid you dropped your fags.

ShowOfHands · 20/04/2018 20:47

She'll want a cardie on or she'll get a chill on her kidneys.

The80sweregreat · 20/04/2018 20:47

It's jaw droppingly awful.

SomeKnobend · 20/04/2018 20:46

About an hour on gas mark 6 I should think. Oh, wait...

LittleMissNaice · 20/04/2018 20:46

I like how they’ve added “sleeveless” into the description - as though that would be a deal breaker “hmmm well, I do like it ... if only it hid my bingo wings”.

hedgebackwards · 20/04/2018 20:45

I couldn't wear that I'd look like a skip quarter half covered with badly-tied tarpaulin Grin

Mousefunky · 20/04/2018 20:45

Nowt like leaving it to the imagination...

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:45

Theshitty 😂😂😂

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OohMavis · 20/04/2018 20:44

Oh that's lovely that is.

RunRabbitRunRabbit · 20/04/2018 20:44

Bloody hell. I made the mistake of clicking on that link. Now I'm getting adverts for clothes I'd wear if I worked at a cheap strip club.

Right, I'm off to browse lawn mowers or something until the ads change. Otherwise I won't be able to let others look at my screen for fear of raised eyebrows over my browsing. Fuck.

RickOShay · 20/04/2018 20:44

Vanilla have you???
what a hero Grin

Mummyoflittledragon · 20/04/2018 20:44

Oh dear. Looks like the xl will only fit round one leg here. And there was me thinking I’d found a new summer dress. I can’t believe the comment, I thought it was really versatile. I was thinking seamless day to evening wear.

LittleMissNaice · 20/04/2018 20:43

Think of the tan lines!!

MrsExpo · 20/04/2018 20:43

Thanks for posting OP. I’m looking for a dress for a particular occasion as it happens. Perfect ..... Grin.

(I’m 64, a bit overweight and it’s a hobby related club presentation evening. ..... that should brighten up proceedings no end ...... )

supercalifragilisticexpiali · 20/04/2018 20:43

Gosh you could go to the loo without having to take anything off 😳

ILoveDolly · 20/04/2018 20:43

Think of the fun all the drunk lads will have following you around trying to untie/cut the string to see the whole thing pop open

Roussette · 20/04/2018 20:42

How could anyone look good in that?

Seriously

tillytoodles1 · 20/04/2018 20:41

I'd look like I was bursting out of a binbag in that.

Theshittyendofthestick · 20/04/2018 20:40

I've got pants with more material in the gusset than that whole dress Blush

HeartShapedBox · 20/04/2018 20:40

I think it's lovely, if you've got the body for it. Which I don't.

SweetMoon · 20/04/2018 20:39

WTAF

VanillaSugar look forward to your review!

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