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AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

258 replies

Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:26

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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Sprinklesinmyelbow · 20/04/2018 21:06

£13 😂🤣🤣

wtffgs · 20/04/2018 21:05

Vanilla Grin

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 20/04/2018 21:05

You would take three steps, the whole thing would move sideways and either your arse or your minge would be out. Classy.

TheTroutofNoCraic · 20/04/2018 21:04

Where. Are. Her. KNICKERS?!?

eggcellent · 20/04/2018 21:04

Bit conservative for my taste.

Wdigin2this · 20/04/2018 21:03

That's not a dress, that's a stripper uniform!

starzig · 20/04/2018 21:03

It is very definitely a not going out dress

Theshittyendofthestick · 20/04/2018 21:02

vanilla Shock that's just a knob sock!!!

ReanimatedSGB · 20/04/2018 21:02

I think the worst thing would be idiots trying to sneakily undo it all night.

Laiste · 20/04/2018 21:02

I had a dress which was black netting. Big holes like a fisherman's catch net. It was indeed a bugger to get on. Fingers, toes, hands and feet going in the wrong holes. Half hour to untangle it before even starting the putting it on process. I imagine this one's the same.

PerfectlyDone · 20/04/2018 21:01

That is not a dress, it is a sex packaging, designed for taking off, not wearing.

Having said that, it must leave some jolly odd imprints... Grin

TodayImThisName · 20/04/2018 21:01

This thread is funny.

The dress is awful. It looks ok from the front but the rear view is tacky, tacky, tacky.

mittensofsteel · 20/04/2018 21:01

I would like it for the office but in beige.

VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 21:00

Ah, my dress has arrived. Amazon Prime is amazing these days. What do you think?

AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!
octonaught · 20/04/2018 21:00

The grief you would get going out in a dress like that.
Bodycon; I get if you have a nice figure. But obviously no knickers and guys trying to undo it. Would make for a tiresome night out

sonjadog · 20/04/2018 20:59

That site has some really ugly men's trousers too.

www.dresslily.com/men-s-bottoms-c-346.html?innerid=85

PinkAvocado · 20/04/2018 20:58

Well this thread has had a profound effect on my targeted adverts Grin

VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 20:58

Here is her boyfriend's outfit.

sockunicorn · 20/04/2018 20:58

i really really hope vanilla wasnt joking

BuggerOffAndGoodDayToYou · 20/04/2018 20:57

Well it’s cheap....... in more ways than one.....

DD often sends me pictures of things she is thinking of buying..... I think I’ll show this that to DH and tell him his baby (nearly 20 years old) is thinking of buying it...... light blue touch paper and retire...... 💥

categed · 20/04/2018 20:56

Very similar to the style of dresses here

www.lovehoney.co.uk/sexy-lingerie/sexy-clothing/see-through-mini-dresses/

Meant more for tease although q few can be worn out. Surprisingly well made...

Yorkshirebetty · 20/04/2018 20:56

£16.43. Classy Confused

CelticSelkie · 20/04/2018 20:54

£13.43!

wtffgs · 20/04/2018 20:53

Good grief!

Handy wear for sex work!

Ollivander84 · 20/04/2018 20:53

I have one similar in a size 16 and it looks amazing. Not for outside the house though Wink

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