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AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:26

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 20/04/2018 21:26

You’d need strategically placed double sided sticky tape to keep it in place

doctorcuntybollocks · 20/04/2018 21:26

There's about enough material in that dress to make me one knee-length sock.

BinG0wings123 · 20/04/2018 21:25

Handy for an itchy arse crack though.

starzig · 20/04/2018 21:24

Somebody's gonna pull that

Korg · 20/04/2018 21:23

The neckline is nice and modest, but it’s not clear how one would accommodate a brassiere and bloomers. I should imagine there would be an awful lot of flopping and wobbling.

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 21:23

Look at that one single knot in the top of the leg!

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PerfectlyDone · 20/04/2018 21:21

Ah, club wear!

TodayImThisName · 20/04/2018 21:21

🤮

Foxyloxy1plus1 · 20/04/2018 21:21

Not surprised it’s £13. There’s not enough material to warrant any more.

Jamiefraserskilt · 20/04/2018 21:20

Shoe laces and kleenex

HughLauriesStubble · 20/04/2018 21:20

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TodayImThisName · 20/04/2018 21:20

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AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!
BinG0wings123 · 20/04/2018 21:19

You know if you squished play dough through a tennis racket?

That’s what I’d look like in that dress.

grumpygiraffe · 20/04/2018 21:18

To be fair, there's clearly a gap in the market for a summertime funeral dress.

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 21:16

Happy you sure you want that job?

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happypoobum · 20/04/2018 21:14

Thanks for the link OP, I have been looking for a good Interview Dress Grin

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 21:12

Sorry for the ad spamming. Tried to post a photo but it wouldn't let me.😨

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mirren3 · 20/04/2018 21:11

Oooh, I'm the mother of the groom soon...just sent it to my DDIL to be as a suggestion for my outfit. I'm a short size 16, luckily we have the same sense of humour, she's thinking of one in white. She's a beautiful size 20 so we'll make some pair.

Angie169 · 20/04/2018 21:10

I think if all of the mumsnetters out there got together and picked the slimiest one of us and then the rest help the poor lass into the piece of fabric and boot lace excuses for a dress we may ( with lots of cursing and fingers getting tied in the laces ) just about manage to get her in it .

but when she gets it off ( by sneezing farting or blinking a bit to quick ) she will look like she has been cooked on a BBQ !

BettyBaggins · 20/04/2018 21:09

I now have this coming up in my targeted ads on other websites! Bad op!

starzig · 20/04/2018 21:07

It's like something my OH would buy me for a weekend away.

HappyStripper · 20/04/2018 21:07

To everyone saying it’s stripper wear...
Even we wouldn’t be allowed to wear it with no knickers!

TheRagingGirl · 20/04/2018 21:07

It's naff and vulgar. Is it real??

GreenTulips · 20/04/2018 21:07

plopping your minge straight down on the barstool

That just about sums it up

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 21:06

I never thought of it as a staying in dress. The website was full of so many pretty frocks.

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