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AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:26

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 21:49

Upstart Yes Yes!

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 21:49

Any recommendations for shoes 😂😂😂

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 20/04/2018 21:47

Vanilla I can just picture you. I'd order it, but it would show my tattoo.

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 21:45

Hofty me too. Does that mean it would ride up to my neck?

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apintofwhine · 20/04/2018 21:44

I reckon the combination of my back fat and the ties would keep it secure, any recommendations for shoes?

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 20/04/2018 21:44

IDontLikeZombies not a Glaswegian, but I lived there then, and oh my god, no! Shock

scrivette · 20/04/2018 21:44

I am looking for a dress to wear for a wedding that I can breastfeed in - this would be perfect as I could just slip it around a bit and latch the baby on.

Zampa · 20/04/2018 21:43

I clicked on the link and am now getting ads for the most lovely dresses.

This frock is the new penguin bollard.

longtompot · 20/04/2018 21:42

Oh if ever there was a need for a like button was this thread. Some priceless comments.
If I were EVER able to wear something like this (not something that could have happened since I was about 12) the my fear would be going to the loo and it twisting as I straightened my dress afterwards Blush

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 20/04/2018 21:41

@Hofty if you're a potato, this dress could make chips out of you

AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!
PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 20/04/2018 21:39

You couldn't sit down, you'd be on display! 😂

TodayImThisName · 20/04/2018 21:37

I’ve reported LucaMommy spammy post

Hofty · 20/04/2018 21:36

My waist is not the narrowest part of my body

I'm a potato

NoobThebrave · 20/04/2018 21:36

After a very long day this has made me laugh so much Grin I may also have snorted a little!

Once when young and trim I owned lace up side trousers...a drunken snooze left tan lines that took two years to fade Grin

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 20/04/2018 21:35

The material will naturally gravitate to the narrowest part of the body to reduce the stretch, so after 5 minutes the hemline will be round her waist.
Which will answer the question "is she wearing any knickers?" in the negative

IDontLikeZombies · 20/04/2018 21:34

Glaswegians of the 1990s - can you imagine falling of the bridge in the Tunnel in that Blush

CantFeelMyFace · 20/04/2018 21:34

I love the cooling vents, just right for this weather. It is going to be my new ‘go to’ for the school run I think

Hofty · 20/04/2018 21:33

I would look lovely in this, as I'm only two stone overweight Grin

SandunesAndRainclouds · 20/04/2018 21:33

DD(14) said - no way would I wear that.
Why?
Tan lines would be awful...

PlatypusPie · 20/04/2018 21:33

I hope she paid attention in Brownies and tied a nice secure knot there.

DailyMailFail101 · 20/04/2018 21:30

No wonder it’s so inexpensive there’s no material to it! Surely it’s for the bedroom and not for wearing in public???

GallicosCats · 20/04/2018 21:30

Wait till you see the PVC stuff - bin liners and cling film come to mind...

no DH I am not dressing myself up in a giant condom ta very much

Should1stayorshould1go · 20/04/2018 21:28

tis no dress
tis tied like a brisket!

sadly I could not pull off that look....

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