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Original poster

AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

258 replies

Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:26

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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Ollivander84 · 20/04/2018 22:32

It is a swingers/fetish night type outfit. Don't ask me how I know, I decided before I hit 35 that there was a list of "things to try once" 👀👀

Vinorosso74 · 20/04/2018 22:31

That's not a dress just some long laces attached to a slither of fabric.

Yorkshirebetty · 20/04/2018 22:30

Oh my god, now I'm getting adverts for that and similar articles of "clothing"!! Please note I am nearly 60 and gravity has taken it's toll.....

Ginkypig · 20/04/2018 22:28

Ahem excuse me I have this in red and until this vile thread I had planned on wearing it out to dinner tomorrow night.

I can't believe some of you just have no taste.

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 22:27

Sunny well I'm sure no one would notice it 😉

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SleightOfMind · 20/04/2018 22:21

I’ve just been a tad condescending on another thread where a nice lady was upset by her teen’s mildly tasteless t-shirt.

My little DD’s going to be sneaking out the window in this a few years time now.

SunnySkiesSleepsintheMorning · 20/04/2018 22:17

I wonder if it’d hide my muffin top?

TheNoseyProject · 20/04/2018 22:14

Nah you’d need waders with it. Something has got to protect your modesty!

Kissmycousinkate · 20/04/2018 22:13

Flip sake, my white blubber oozing out of that would not be a good look 😜

TheJoyOfSox · 20/04/2018 22:13

It’s for wearing to swingers clubs!

ConferencePear · 20/04/2018 22:12

My vest would show !

LARLARLAND · 20/04/2018 22:10

I would look a proper bugger in that dress.

UpstartCrow · 20/04/2018 22:08

I was worried it might be a bit double denim.

apintofwhine · 20/04/2018 22:07

*1st

apintofwhine · 20/04/2018 22:06

@UpstartCrow
Oh I think the 1at pair. I could loosen the laces a bit when my ankles are swollen

youngnomore · 20/04/2018 22:03

classyGrin

averylongtimeasSpartacus · 20/04/2018 22:03

DH liked it.
It might just fit round one leg....

UpstartCrow · 20/04/2018 22:00

Or maybe these;
www.atomretro.com/product_info.cfm?product_id=28505&d=irregular-choice-muppets-animal-louder-heels

Or are they a bit attention seeking?

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 20/04/2018 22:00

Why does lovehoney keep unexpectedly closing the connection? Confused

mandieleeinatree · 20/04/2018 21:58

The word SPAM came up for me! Must be viruses on the page.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 20/04/2018 21:58

Not shiny onesGrin

It's a Dalek dress. Can't tackle stairs in it.

cantstopfuckingeating · 20/04/2018 21:56

Jaysus

VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 21:54

It’s a good job the dress is so cheap then upstart Grin

grumpygiraffe · 20/04/2018 21:54

Any recommendations for shoes?

Not shiny ones.

Ivorbig1 · 20/04/2018 21:50

She’s wearing string!

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