I picked up an abandoned copy of this in the canteen today had forgotten all about it- used to love reading my Nan's copies.
The style of writing is totally the same, it made me laugh.
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babies are never just born, they are 'pushed into the world'
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you don't just think 'I might be pregnant, I must take a test'. It has to be 'I gripped the table as a wave of nausea washed over me. I sat thoughtfully. Then I put on my coat, and walked to the chemist, then returned back to my home in Botley Grange, Lancs, with a package. I followed the instructions. I paced nervously with the little white stick in my hand. Finally, it was time to look. I was pregnant!'
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there is a headline on the front that reads 'BRIDE'S AGONY- BUM TORN APART BY WEDDING DRESS
The poor woman had compartment syndrome, maybe but not definitely caused by the excersize she was doing in the run up to her wedding 
Anyway it's made me laugh, and at home tonight I'll probably be narrating in my head things like 'the cat meowed with glee as I entered the front door of my flat in Hinkley Ave, Berks. 'Looks like it's just you and me tonight, Mavis' I muttered as she fixed me with a meaningful stare. My partner, Gary, was working late yet again. Sighting, I reached for the bar of chocolate I'd treated myself to and settled down to watch the soaps'
Anyone care to add a Take a Break Style narration from their day?