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I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)

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UnsuspectedItem · 13/01/2018 13:12

But I thought I'd share anyway.

This happens on our street a LOT and I just don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate, the gap between the wing mirror and wall isn't big enough for a child to slip through and the car is so huge it blocks pedestrians from seeing whats coming without stepping into the road.
Not to mention that he's parked on a T-junction.

GRR!

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I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)
I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)
I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)
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MipMipMip · 13/01/2018 17:00

Do you think its a stunt unicorn!?Shock

RedialCallHold · 13/01/2018 16:59

That video! Camel toe was all I could see, I need to find some bleach for my eyes.

MadMags · 13/01/2018 16:59

He's probably as disappointed as we are.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 13/01/2018 16:57

Your unicorn looks a tad deflated

KayaG · 13/01/2018 16:57

Wait a minute. I'm not sure this thread is genuine.

That unicorn doesn't look real to me.

MipMipMip · 13/01/2018 16:56

It's amazing just how many threads I've managed to squeeze that video on to. Grin

For anyone who missed it....m.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

reallynearlythere · 13/01/2018 16:54

I used to push the wing mirrors in of any cars that were on the pavement so the driver was inconvenienced. However, one came off in my hand (it was an old banger) so I have never done it since! I felt so guilty even though he was at fault that I left a note under the windscreen wiper.

I hate people who park inconsiderately. Bet they also have gym memberships when they could actually get fit walking an extra two minutes to a sensible parking place.

Roussette · 13/01/2018 16:54

That costume is ridiculous! And that's a compliment!

Have a fun eve OP and thanks for the larfs!

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 13/01/2018 16:52

You could have at least gone as a Penguin Bollard.

TheSassyAssassin · 13/01/2018 16:51

The video. Not you Unsuspected. Have a great party! Smile

TheSassyAssassin · 13/01/2018 16:50

My eyes! And anyway that's not unicorn prancing, that's camel toe prancing!!!! Shock

UnsuspectedItem · 13/01/2018 16:49

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I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)
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InsomniacAnonymous · 13/01/2018 16:49

MipMipMip Shock @ that video!

rothbury · 13/01/2018 16:49

What?! Can't the unicorn gallop after CF?

Thanks for a lovely thread OP. Have fun tonight.

UnsuspectedItem · 13/01/2018 16:49

Maybe my unicorn scared him off? Just realised how scary it is

I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)
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Magicme1 · 13/01/2018 16:48

A gas leak!! This thread twists and turns.

UnsuspectedItem · 13/01/2018 16:47

MipMipMip

Oh. My. God.

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jay95 · 13/01/2018 16:47

Well done! Beware crap parkers. 101 it is.

notgivingin789 · 13/01/2018 16:44

Wow, that's very bad.

MipMipMip · 13/01/2018 16:44

Now OP, better practise your prancesize if you're going to convince in that costume.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

onalongsabbatical · 13/01/2018 16:43

UnsuspectedItem you look divine as a unicorn.
Can we ALL marry you, please?
And have a mass mumsnet wedding?
(Passes out at the thought of bliss...)

Ryder63 · 13/01/2018 16:40

Curtsey for Queen Unsuspecteditem of Unicorn.

TheSassyAssassin · 13/01/2018 16:38

No wait...the gas man is going to be the hero and save the fair OP AND her unicorn! Wink

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 13/01/2018 16:37

Be consoled by fact that CF will be getting a fine in the post for not taxing his CFC (cheeky fucker car)

UnsuspectedItem · 13/01/2018 16:36

pickleofficer

Goddamnit, am too late!

Bahaha

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