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Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

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Cheeseandcucumber · 02/12/2017 12:00

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

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TracyBeakerSoYeah · 19/12/2017 12:22

Misty would like to say hello to Ken & that she's a bit jealous because her -slave- Mum only has a M&S Advent Calendar.

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MrsPringles · 19/12/2017 12:18

Lemon
I would very much like to see that video of you don’t mind posting the link!

I care more about this glittery shittery calendar than I do my own Grin

threehoursin · 19/12/2017 12:16

Cat puns. Amazing. Just when I thought I couldn't love this thread any more Grin

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/12/2017 11:48

I bought a powder brush in Wilkinsons like that once. Unfortunately it shed its bristles all over my face when I used it which wasn't flattering and I had to throw it away.

Looking forward to the last door though. It looks promisingly large!

LemonShark · 19/12/2017 11:47

Did anyone see on YouTube Sophie Louise's video on this calendar? I saw people a while back talking about a video but couldn't find the link so not sure if that's the one you were talking about. She does her entire face using this calendar. It's hilarious. The brush sounds physically painful to use! Will post the link if anyone wants to see it.

Aridane · 19/12/2017 11:44

If anyone knows of any equally shittery advent calendars for next year, I would be happy to purchase for OP (and Ken) so OP can review for us all next year

Deathraystare · 19/12/2017 11:41

Well, a week or so ago there were loads of those advert calenders in HOF, Westfield, but when I walked in the other day there were none to be had. Obviously mumsnetters had been out in force desperate to get their hands on the luxury items!!!

clairethewitch70 · 19/12/2017 11:31

The brush is for spreading the glitter glue.

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Cheeseandcucumber · 19/12/2017 11:29

Xmas Grin I forgot about the spider! I've become so spoilt I don't even know what I own.

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Cheeseandcucumber · 19/12/2017 11:26

Xmas GrinXmas GrinXmas Grin ColourCature brilliant!

Xmas Grin Spark maybe Ken's first slave was a witch and he was sent to me as part of his plan to take over the world [santa] Typical Ken that.

The shittery eyeliner does look more like glitter glue, I might make Christmas cards from the contents of the calendar.

Xmas Grin He's looking forward to having a mice time Xmas Grin Ken's gonna look so clawsome covered in glitter glue and gold stars but he won't be amewsed.

We're at Day 19! Doesn't time fly when you're opening shit.

I wish you could all feel today's gift. It's a small brush that I think is for cleaning the oven as it has a Brillo pad feel to it. Either that or it's a weapon - like a cheese grater to the face. Or maybe it's to scrape off the glitter?

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Opheliasgoldenwine · 19/12/2017 11:26

We're waiting on glittery tender hooks here, OP Grin

kwick · 19/12/2017 11:06

Um hello? What is today's gem?

clairethewitch70 · 19/12/2017 09:15

Glitter glue for sticking the spider together.

Maybe false eyelashes to follow?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 19/12/2017 00:55

Having thought about it, you haven't got glitter eyeliner, it's actually glitter fur mascara...........for Ken's sparkly fur on New Years Eve. (He's looking forward to having a mice time Xmas Grin )

ColourCature · 19/12/2017 00:32

Well they obviously know about Ken and are trying to help you create cat eyes with the glittery glue on so people can see you at night. So ungrateful! (Wink)

SparkwoodAnd21 · 18/12/2017 23:13

Ken’s desire to take over the world brings to mind Salem Saberhagen...are you a witch cheese?

sugarlost · 18/12/2017 20:02

HOF are trying to poison you with Shittery Cheese!!! WTF! All this shit despite you having a kind heart by rescuing your master Ken....it’s not fair!!!!

Where is Ken? I miss him...

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 18/12/2017 19:28

Glitter glue masquerading as eyeliner. This is a classic HOF advent gift. Grin
#Merryshitmas

ToucheEcat · 18/12/2017 17:19

My eyes just closed themselves thinking about it.

Thishatisnotmine · 18/12/2017 16:59

My eyes feel scratchy just thinking about it.

SandyDays · 18/12/2017 16:55

It looks like the glitter glue from pre school! Shock

Whiterabbitears · 18/12/2017 16:03

Yay more shittery! I was getting worried there would be no more Grin

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 18/12/2017 15:03

Wow that's..............I'm lost for words.........

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 18/12/2017 15:03

Shittery, that is.

Not shutters as my phone seems to think.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 18/12/2017 15:02

Well, HoF certainly are consistent in their shutters, we have to give them that.

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