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Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

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Cheeseandcucumber · 02/12/2017 12:00

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

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youngestisapsycho · 21/12/2017 13:05

I've just found this thread.... i think my colleagues may guess it's not a stock sheet on my monitor that I keep laughing at!!

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 21/12/2017 12:49

Rich Your Beaker is beautiful (why does that sound so wrong?)
Would she like to be chief bridescatmaid?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 21/12/2017 12:47

HOF are gaslighting you Cheese

I see Harry & Meghan have copied Kisty re the engagement photos:

Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

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Cheeseandcucumber · 21/12/2017 11:46

never have I seen a more beautiful bride to be. The tiara-funnel is so 2018, I can just see Meghan wearing a diamond encrusted funnel on the big day!

don't worry Beaker, I will set about using all of my calendar goodies to make the invites asap!

Day 21 brings us an eyeliner.

It's GLITTER-FREE?!?!

What the bloody hell do they think I'm supposed to do with that? I'm not leaving the house with plain black eyeliner like some sort of stable adult. It's gold glitter glue all the way!

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kwick · 21/12/2017 08:13

ARichVernacular · 21/12/2017 07:22

You look unimpressed gorgeous dahling

Beaker is still awaiting her invite to the wedding of the year.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 20/12/2017 23:54

Misty trying out her Wedding -funnel- tiara
P.S. Don't show Ken!

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 20/12/2017 22:15

Rich message from Misty cat: Keep your paws off my fiancé, you glittery trollop

Yellowpokadotbikini · 20/12/2017 21:26

Surely the 2nd funnel will appear on the 25th?what else would you ever want for Christmas, than a 2nd mini funnel?

ARichVernacular · 20/12/2017 21:15

The thread that keeps on giving I have nothing to add other than adoration of Ken.

ColourCature · 20/12/2017 20:12

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 20/12/2017 20:10

HOF induced funnel anxiety.

Door 20 can now be an important reference point for any Mumsnetters wondering how to tell if they're having a pre labour show.
Probably best to keep it closed for now though. I'm feeling a bit queasy.

ThePinkPanter · 20/12/2017 20:06

I'm beginning to feel a bit panicky that the second funnel hasn't appeared yet :(

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Cheeseandcucumber · 20/12/2017 19:30

thanks for that description, ColourCature. I'll just be closing that door over now

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Cheeseandcucumber · 20/12/2017 19:28

He's thrilled!

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Cheeseandcucumber · 20/12/2017 19:27

of course it's blood! First comes the body parts, next the blood and on the 24th the police will arrive at my door and I'll be framed for murder courtesy of my cat/HOF.

Kisty!! YES!!

It's about time Ken settled down, hopefully it'll help him drop his world domination bad boy image. He'll have to if he's to succeed in his campaign to become PM.

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ColourCature · 20/12/2017 19:20

ILostIt, I bet they sourced the colour when a HoF product analyst went into spontaneous labour at seeing the idea behind this magnificent piece of work!

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 20/12/2017 18:43

We can all blow confetti out of Cheese's funnels!

*that wasn't meant to sound as weird as it does.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 20/12/2017 18:39

The Wedding of The Year

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 20/12/2017 18:32

I'm seeing Ken and Misty (Kisty?) in Hello (sponsored by HOF, all products courtesy of ColourCature).

sugarlost · 20/12/2017 18:25

Will Ken & Misty get married??? HOF Sadvent could create a marriage...imagine the press coverage? They could marry on the same day as Harry and Meghan and Meghan could use all the Sadvent products for makeup which would save a lot of money and again press coverage would be fab for Cheese.... imagine all the freebies she would be sent to blog about and the Royal circles Ken would enter to help with his world domination plan !!!

ElephantsandTigers · 20/12/2017 17:47

TracyB - no, just pieces of chocolates with pictures on. Quite nice chocolate to be fair.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 20/12/2017 17:40

Elephants intrigued. Are you getting mini pots of marmalade behind the doors?

mrssmiling · 20/12/2017 17:33

Have really enjoyed this thread....however, having had a rotten experience with HoF delivery and their abysmal customer service, can't help feeling that HoF's general failure to delight their customers is a disgrace. Looking at their Facebook page and other threads, it seems that lots of other people feel the same way. I will not use them again.

ElephantsandTigers · 20/12/2017 17:21

This thread I should fabulous!

I have a Paddington Bear calendar. Opened day 6 today. Not sure I've got the hang of AC. Bit like HOF.

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