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Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

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Cheeseandcucumber · 02/12/2017 12:00

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

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Opheliasgoldenwine · 04/12/2017 12:23

It's from that amazing brand too!

uncoolnn · 04/12/2017 12:22

no it's a shit stain

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Cheeseandcucumber · 04/12/2017 12:13

Is it a beautiful deep brown with a gentle sparkle that could be added to a dramatic smoky eye?

No, it's a shit stain.

Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS
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CiderwithBuda · 04/12/2017 12:12

WTF are glitter pigments? Bigger glitter? Smaller glitter?

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Cheeseandcucumber · 04/12/2017 12:10

HOF boss: so, an advent calendar for grown ups, we've got a funnel and a pot of glitter. What shall we put in day 4? I'd like to put in more glitter, you know how much they love glitter, but it might be a bit samey.

HOF advertising person: um how about glitter PIGMENTS?

HOF boss: give that man a raise.

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Fintons · 04/12/2017 10:22

I've looked at the video with spoilers and..... wow, OP, you're in for some treats!! GrinGrinthe look they're going for is definitely what an 8 year old girl would produce if left to her own devices.

CraicMammy · 04/12/2017 09:31

You know Zoella’s probably reading this thread and taking notes for next year’s carefully curated calendar

JuneFromBethesda · 04/12/2017 09:22

This is the funniest thing I've read on Mumsnet in ages. Loving your work OP.

RJnomore1 · 04/12/2017 08:57

2017 Tim burgess with that awful blonde hairdo?

iwouldgoouttonight · 04/12/2017 08:31

That's not where I though this thread would go.

iwouldgoouttonight · 04/12/2017 08:30

I now have an unwelcome mental image of Tim Burgess with a teeny tiny beauty funnel up his arse.

badbadhusky · 04/12/2017 08:24

You lot are worse than my kids standing over me telling me to open my underwhelming Lindt calendar.

RJnomore1 · 04/12/2017 08:21

WAKE UP OP!!

badbadhusky · 04/12/2017 08:18

I am imagining that funnel in Heston Blumenthal’s kitchen, being used to decant the elixir of sparrow’s fart into the teeny tniest amuse bouche tartlets that humanity has ever seen.

MissBax · 04/12/2017 08:17

What's today's find??

HateSummer · 04/12/2017 08:04

Placemarking! I really want to know what the funnel is for. 🤔

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 04/12/2017 07:45

Really thinking outside the box there Mathsfiend Grin

kwick · 04/12/2017 07:36

Um @Cheeseandcucumber where for art thou????

badbadhusky · 04/12/2017 07:00

Drugs paraphernalia funnel? Shock

AccrualIntentions · 04/12/2017 06:47

Late to this thread but wow. This is even worse than my dairy, gluten, sugar free "chocolate" calendar (what happens when you don't realise it's December till the 3rd and nowhere has any left).

MathsFiend · 04/12/2017 00:03

Came to this thread a bit late.... but I wonder if the funnel has other non-beauty uses? I recall Tim burgess talking about creating a makeshift funnel to blow certain illegal substances up his arse.... maybe HOF are making things a bit easier for anyone wanting to indulge.....

VivaLeBeaver · 03/12/2017 23:52

Love this thread!

annandale · 03/12/2017 23:46

I have no calendar. Very, very much want one now.

ArchchancellorsHat · 03/12/2017 23:34

Agog for Day 4. Hoping for a teeny colander to sift your glitter through.

clairethewitch70 · 03/12/2017 22:55

If you cannot wait (SPOILER ALERT)

I am watching it now

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