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Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

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Cheeseandcucumber · 02/12/2017 12:00

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 24/12/2017 10:04

Wow what a haul you have there Cheese! Don't forget you promised us a pic of you wearing all that crap lovely makeup.. Xmas Grin

Love the picture of poor old Misty waiting for Ken. Hopefully sparkly Spinach cat isn't turning his head.

Thank you for sharing the shitness it's been brilliant x

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Cheeseandcucumber · 24/12/2017 09:55

And here is all of our goods together (minus the spider, one lipgloss and a set of stickers. Ken obviously has some sort of creative revenge planned).

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Cheeseandcucumber · 24/12/2017 09:52

So here it is, the big finale!

It's another bottle of nail varnish.

'But why is it so special?' I hear you all ask.

Well let me tell you: it's 10ml.

The other bottles are 6ml.

4 EXTRA ML.

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ArchchancellorsHat · 24/12/2017 09:49

I can't wait - it's the last day. What can HOF have in store for us all today? It's going to be hard to top the funnel, the half-a-spider, and the fuck all, but my hopes are high and I feel sure they can manage something. Even if that something is an empty space/some other kind of insect life.

What a beautiful thread it's been.

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Cheeseandcucumber · 24/12/2017 09:49

Xmas Grin knew you wouldn't let us down, ColourCature. And I'll just be closing that door over now too.

Xmas Grin isn't Spinach a sparkly beauty! If spinach would like the glittery shite, Ken is more than happy to send it to her.

We're on the last day Xmas Sad thank you all for keeping me company throughout this difficult journey. Thank you for the Ken love. Thank you for sharing your cats and thank you for making me laugh every day Xmas Sad

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ChardonnaysPrettySister · 24/12/2017 09:26

Can't wait for the Grand Finale today.

Youcanstayundermyumbrella · 24/12/2017 09:25

We've got that duvet cover. To miss the point.

Thanks for the laffs, Cheese.

ToucheEcat · 24/12/2017 09:17

Yeah - can we have a Ken and friends MN advent calendar next year? with a bonus funnel day for the sake of nostalgia?

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APlaceAtTheBSDTable · 23/12/2017 23:18

Spinach is so sparkly!
Be careful AMan - HOF will want her for next year's sadvent calendar. You'll need to put her in witness pawtection ...

AManWalksIntoABarOuch · 23/12/2017 22:51

Aw. The photo is too small to show what happened last time the glitter came out.

AManWalksIntoABarOuch · 23/12/2017 22:48

Spinach is already glittered up and getting ready for the party.

Seriously, she can smell glitter from 20ft away and elbows the dc out of the way to get to roll in it first. Yes. I live in a house of glitter rollers.

Anyway, she wanted to tell you that she has absolutely not stolen your sadvent sparkles and is definately not holding them hostage until you agree to let her decorate the venue.

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ColourCature · 23/12/2017 22:48

I fear ColourCature will be along soon to give us another delightful colour comparison

And here I am Grin! I must say Ken’s speech moved me. He’s such an eloquent fella.

Anyway, first thoughts, honestly, blood stain on white underwear when it doesn’t come out after the first wash. It’s obviously matched to the “show” gloss that’s why they’ve been placed together Wink.

This thread has been hilarious! I’m on tenterhooks for tomorrow’s grand finale!

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Cheeseandcucumber · 23/12/2017 22:36

Ken is busy dreaming of his Misty.

Xmas Grin I'll be honest, sugar, I know Ken is my owner but I was starting to have my doubts so thank goodness Tracy has cleared up his whereabouts.

Should have known he would be spending time with his beautiful Misty. I had to double check he hadn't given the funnel away, I mean I know Misty is family now but the funnel is an heirloom.

Xmas Grin I think we've all lost our minds and HOF is to blame.

Aaahhhh I'm feeling all sad that tomorrow will be our last door. Never did I imagine the sadvent calendar would bring me so much joy through sharing it with you all.

I hope it's a good one, like an invisible funnel.

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sugarlost · 23/12/2017 18:58

Ken is backGrin..I’ll bury my head in the sand regarding his shenanigans(he can’t upset Misty that would be shocking ).

Tracy only yesterday I was thinking Ken reminds me of Aslan too!
Did Ken stay long when he visited Misty? Did she have to wait by the window long?( I’ve joined the crazy club too)

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 23/12/2017 17:07

Actually Ken's been over today with Misty's Xmas gift, looks like something from CatCouture Grin
Misty looking out for Ken earlier
Yes I'm bonkersGrin

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TracyBeakerSoYeah · 23/12/2017 17:03

Aw look at all the lovely purries on here & yes they can all come to the wedding.
Ken is having a 3 month stag do (he's so handsome with his milky chops......he reminds me of Aslan from Narnia

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ThePinkPanter · 23/12/2017 16:57

Oh no. If Ken's playing away when Misty's away it would be a cat-astrophe!

Annelind · 23/12/2017 12:23

I think Ken is up to no good, seducing the local kool kittens with coscatmetics. This doesn't bode well for poor Misty Xmas Sad

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Cheeseandcucumber · 23/12/2017 12:05

Look who's dragged himself home, grubby and exhausted.

I don't know about you lot but I suspect that's the missing eyeshadow on his paws.

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Opheliasgoldenwine · 23/12/2017 11:30

Brilliant GrinGrinGrinGrin

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Cheeseandcucumber · 23/12/2017 11:21

Door 23 is off to a great start as the item behind it is visible!

It's a blusher. I tried to swatch it and it took several goes before anything showed on the inside of the door.

So although the item is visible, the product barely is and I think it's supposed to be used with the invisible glitter/vanishing cream.

I fear ColourCature will be along soon to give us another delightful colour comparison Xmas GrinXmas Grin

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Cheeseandcucumber · 23/12/2017 11:16

Xmas Grin invisible glitter, vanishing cream and catmatic Xmas Grin This thread has me giggling every morning!

Edwin is a beauty! Maybe Ken has stolen the items to get a start on the invites? I fear he's fallen back into his old ways and is probably using the eyeshadow to graffiti some walls with his threats for world domination.

Goodwill you're right. Instead of sulking I should have been playing with my dead spider.

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kwick · 23/12/2017 10:38

catmatic 😂😂😂😂😂

Annelind · 23/12/2017 09:15

Just noticed I managed to spell 'invitation' horribly wrong! Xmas Shock I hope this doesn't mean an automatic refusal from Ken who, I feel, would be quite dogcatmatic about this sort of error Xmas Hmm